My Formal Apology To All Jay-Z Stans

[Hair Jordan]

Man... Drake makes music for hoes that don't really fukk with rap like that, and dudes with emotional issues and self esteem problems. Dudes who got bullied as kids grow up and Stan Drake. Drake is the type of dude to get beat up at his own birthday party. How can you possibly be a grown ass man and feel good about liking Drake's music? Might as well call up the girls and have a Sex In the City night.

 

[boxfullofjoel]

#fukkwithmeyouknowigotit

 

[Illeye buckmatic]

First of all great thread by my breh gator_king

On to my apologies
Hov stans I'm sorry I'm sorry for...

Spoiler

Not acting like I can draw money from camels account.
I'm sorry for not believing Beyonce is fukking me when she's practicing beastiality on camel.
I'm sorry for breaking up weed on kingdom come,bp2,and a few others.
I'm sorry for being able to grow a mustache.
I'm sorry for not biting other people people. I could go to jail for assault
I'm sorry for not putting my face in a 16 year olds puss as a grown man
I'm sorry I'm not @VictorVonDoom bytch.
I'm sorry I don't have the stamina to make it across the Sahara desert.
I'm sorry Jack Hanna wasn't my babysitter as a kid.
I'm sorry I'm not half man/half mammal.
Im sorry I'm not a c00n ass nikka that glorifies selling drugs,stabs friends in the back,gets sued for serving unsafe food,gets sued by employees,wear ankle bracelets,loses every battle,and a dikk riding fakkit that loves the attention

Im sorry

 

[Dusty Bake Activate]

Man... Drake makes music for hoes that don't really fukk with rap like that, and dudes with emotional issues and self esteem problems. Dudes who got bullied as kids grow up and Stan Drake. Drake is the type of dude to get beat up at his own birthday party. How can you possibly be a grown ass man and feel good about liking Drake's music? Might as well call up the girls and have a Sex In the City night.

Drake makes music for nikkas to get a sex change to.

 

[OneManGang]

I'll never understand how or why Drake got the Booth so aggy. Ok we get it, you don't fukk with the nikka. It's a lot of popular artists I dont listen to but you won't hear me complaining about them. fukking mind boggling.

There might be some truth to weirdo, unsociable nikkas being extra with the Drake hate though. And my hip hop pedigree is a lot deeper than most you dudes in here so I don't even wanna hear that angle.

 

[Illeye buckmatic]

I'll never understand how or why Drake got the Booth so aggy. Ok we get it, you don't fukk with the nikka. It's a lot of popular artists I dont listen to but you won't hear me complaining about them. fukking mind boggling.

There might be some truth to weirdo, unsociable nikkas being extra with the Drake hate though. And my hip hop pedigree is a lot deeper than most you dudes in here so I don't even wanna hear that angle.

Its a hip hop board. nikkas want to discuss shyt It might go too far at times But if thats what makes the board pop This is the place to let it all out and not hold back

 

[Hair Jordan]

"How you gon' go IN on my dude Drake so hard. All he wants to do is make beautiful music for a mean world " <- Drake fans be like...

 

[OneManGang]

Its a hip hop board. nikkas want to discuss shyt It might go too far at times But if thats what makes the board pop This is the place to let it all out and not hold back

Listen, I get that...but nikkas be OD with it. It's faggits in here crying like "why is he so popular?? He is gay!!"

 

[OnlyInCalifornia]

Didn't know how lucky the culture was to have you till the curse of the Canadian, jew, half hop, teeny bopper, American Idol 1st round reject, "started from the bottom of my gated community" got the hip pop culture torch handed to him....

 

[Techniec]

This is the shyt that has me like , I think a lot of these Drake + Hov guys are just stans that like shyt because it's popular or something

I never liked Hov for that reason, I loved his flow and song concepts + beat selection, Drake is awful. Cant really write or rap well. He raps through his nose like some corny cac and writes about his relationships like Taylor Swift

Drake as an artist talent wise isnt seeing Jay in a million years

you can say drake as a lyricist is not seeing Jay

but to speak on artistry? when drake is singing hooks and rapping? how does that make sense.

how can a dude who just raps be considered a superior artist to a dude that raps and sings?

 

[Julius Skrrvin]

you can say drake as a lyricist is not seeing Jay

but to speak on artistry? when drake is singing hooks and rapping? how does that make sense.

how can a dude who just raps be considered a superior artist to a dude that raps and sings?

Because his rapping and singing are both middling as fukk....while hov is one of the GOATs

 

[Piff Perkins]

I saw an old rival of mine today. We used to battle all day in school over who was the best, Nas or Jay. I was the Nas stan, he was the Jay stan. We both got good jobs now and were chillin at the grocery store when some cac girl yelled "mooooom can you buy me the Drake CD pleasssse." Never in our wildest dreams did we expect a nikka this soft to take over the game. Even Nelly looked like he could catch a body under the right circumstances. This nikka Aubrey softer than Cream of Wheat b.

I got no problem with nikkas being sensitive or whatever. If that's your lane do it. But Drake constantly be talking out the side of his mouth about what he's gonna do, who he gonna check, etc. Don't front my man, nobody believe you. This nikka couldn't give a cat a bath, much less step stare another man in the eye.

 

[Xtraz2]

Why is it one or tha other?

they're both

 

[TLR Is Mental Poison]

These are indeed the times we live in. Look what this soft ass simpin fakkit done did, he got us appreciating the camel

Jay Z stans have a lot to thank Drake for.....
.. but then again from what i can make of it, most Jay Z stans on the Coli are in fact Drake stans

Theres 3 kinds of Jay fans

TBA & before fans
AG era fans
BP3/MGHC fans

The latter group is the most vocal, and most fakkitous, as their frame of reference is everything made after Carter III

I cant even blame the kids these days, for having such terrible tastes... they dont knwo any better

 

[Techniec]

LOL at Jay stans upset at how the purity of rap has been soiled by cupcake Aubrey when Drake is the LIVING SPAWN of Jay Z and everything Jay represents

he is a child of the Jay Z generation, shallow empty rap made for the masses

hip hop been dead to me, im from the old school, seeing these losers cry in anguish is going to very entertaining