mandatory pausaMan my cousin was telling me this wild story the other day He’s gay, but cool Af (think Dominican Omar from the wire) you’d never guess it if you just met him. He said he been hanging around this dude at work for years, played soccer with him and everything, and the guy never thought nothing of it.
But the way my cousin broke it down, dude been acting kinda slow, thinking it might just be “a language barrier” or whatever, not realizing what’s really going on.
Cousin told me straight up, Yeah I’m gay, but that ain’t even the part he need to be worried about. I’ma let him think everything’s cool, then set him up and have the homies hit a lick.
He said the dude always talkin about dancing like he a dam bhris brown so that's his in :pause:, invite him to dance they eat his food
So while this dude running around confused about vibes, my cousin already got the play lined up.
poor b*stard doesn't see it coming
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