My GF caught me jacking off.

[EndDomination]

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[Originalman]

She went to bed last night so I wanted to jack off in celebration of Dallas. I feel asleep tho. When I woke up, she was toweling the lube off my dikk and ordering Hawaiian food.

Got damn this some of the funniest shyt have every read.

Man thanks so much for making my week.....

 

[marcuz]

breh i got hard off it too, no lies

 

[End Cruelty]

i see you love to

if you are not full, we have plenty of food around here... lot of seats available...

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/spotify-music-for-android-modded-edition.433467/
http://www.thecoli.com/threads/we-h...el-good-it-is-more-important-than-sex.440142/


but yooooooooo

chicken-cat soup? we eating cats out here?

Good lookin!

It's not actually cat soup, hawaiians are just weird with naming stuff.

You fell asleep ??

I jerk myself to sleep like twice a week. It keeps me humble.

 

[Animal House]

She went to bed last night so I wanted to jack off in celebration of Dallas. I feel asleep tho. When I woke up, she was toweling the lube off my dikk and ordering Hawaiian food.

shyt like this is why i love the coli

 

[Black White Sox Hat]

my grandma caught me

 

[Another Man]

She went to bed last night so I wanted to jack off in celebration of Dallas. I feel asleep tho. When I woke up, she was toweling the lube off my dikk and ordering Hawaiian food.

 

[big bun]

Real shyt breh That's a down bytch

Nah, a down bytch would have finished the job first, then cleaned up.

 

[Steezy]

Ride or die

 

[Formerly Black Trash]

Lol I never use lube now
Never

 

[End Cruelty]

Lol I never use lube now
Never

my grandma caught me

She cleaned you up?

 

[Black Cobain]

Imma get a queen that'll towel me off if I fall asleep choking the chicken one day

 

[MF budz]

Better then your mom catching you.

 

[Black White Sox Hat]

She cleaned you up?

Nope she was like..

 

[Charlie Hustle]

I wanted to jack off in celebration of Dallas.