My GF forgot I’m from Harlem :dame:

[The Burger King]

So I’ve been with this broad for about 3 months. She bad as fukk, look like a mix between Kelly Rowland and Codi Bryant.

She’s been begging for me to cum inside her (she’s on BC) and last week I did it. Glorious feeling.

Just like biting into our new sourdough king, available for a limited time only at participating stores.

So I’ve been nutting inside this bytch since then, but last night she asked me if I could eat my cum out of her p*ssy. :daking:

I said “nah, I might be reppin’ BK but I’m still from Harlem :dameking:” and she got upset and told me that it ain’t gay and that it’s our cum mixed together.

We eatin’ our own cum or nah, brehs?

 

[Obreh Winfrey]

@Ronald McDonald you eating what he's serving?

 

[Couth]

Or nah. Ill make her lick it off after tho




Dem double standards


I guess this is why females stay salty

 

[The Burger King]

@Ronald McDonald you eating what he's serving?

I already know that fakkit would do it. If he thinks his shytty ass sandwiches taste good, I know he’d love the taste of my seed.

 

[BruhMayne]

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[The BasedFather]

What type of dog ass broads you messing with?

I’d Bush that bytch for asking some disrespectful shyt like that

Do I look like a limp wrist bytch?

 

[TEH]

That bytch Wendy is freaky like that ...

 

[Amerikan Melanin]

That’s high key disrespect.

 

[010101]

she finna burn your meat better fire her now*

 

[Lord Scion]

@Ronald McDonald

 

[Womb Raider]

plot twist


OP was actually fukking Ronald McDonald in the ass harder than BK's whopper deals

 

[Rhapscallion Démone]

Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions – on a sesame seed bun.

 

[BruhManFromTheFifthFlo]

They don’t do this at Chic-Fil-a

 

[Brock Landers]

I would have thrown her out of my house and told her to go sleep at a BK bathroom

 

[Brolic Scholar]

Hell no!



I won’t even kiss my girl after I bust in her mouth. She wants you to perform a mouth abortion?



Tell her Kings don’t do that. Only clowns do.



@Ronald McDonald