My GF snores. Really snores. What do I do?

[End Cruelty]

We work opposites schedules but even when our sleep sync up, I don't wanna crash unless we're fukking or cuddling. I just don't know how to break it to her. I normally just whisper "shut the fukk up" until I pass out. Please help us.

 

[Tunez]

Kill her or put a sock in her mouth

 

[Gold]

We work opposites schedules but even when our sleep sync up, I don't wanna crash unless we're fukking or cuddling. I just don't know how to break it to her. I normally just whisper "shut the fukk up" until I pass out. Please help us.

Fall asleep first


Honest answer tho, there are many things that can cause snoring and most of them can be fix relatively easily

 

[Konnan]

She may not be willing to do it but you could always get her one of those mouthpieces for snoring

She probably has sleep apnea she needs to get it checked out because that can be pretty serious

 

[Doobie Doo]

stick your dikk in her throat

 

[Mr Rager]

How much she weigh

 

[New Username]

She needs to go to a doctor and get that check out before she dies in her sleep

 

[posterchild336]

Was gonna say in.. Before someone says but a dik in her mouth but I guess I couldn't even make it in before that... Dudes on the coli are so predictable

 

[ridedolo]

put some chloroform on a rag and place it over her face while she sleeps.

it'll clear the snoring right up

 

[Address_Unknown]

As a breh who snores unappologetically due to a nose injury (Story in itself, there. ) this one girl I have it away with said she can alter how loud I snore and at times make me stop by manipulating me in certain ways. Like if we face to face she says she'd push my nose upwards (Pig nose), I'd get a few more nasal based snores in before I started breathing through my mouth, lessening the harshness of it. She also said rubbing her thumb inside my ear while stroking my jaw would lull me into a sort of murmured complacency that would lessen it as well, but I think that's more due to how I'm wired with regards to being affectionate.

Try the nose thing. If that fails, pull her to your chest and gently drape a pillow over her face to dampen it if she ain't up for wearing headgear to correct this.

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

my girl snores too.
i'll either roll her over so her body shifts or pinch her nose closed.

both techniques stop the snoring.

 

[Formerly known as...]

How much she weigh

My nikka

This killed my momentum as I was scrolling down reading the responses.

 

[Dolla$]

Invest in some nasal straps breh

 

[BlackAchilles]

She sounds fat, perhaps get her some lady-sized kettelbells and suggest some dietary improvements

 

[Carolina Slim]

She may not be willing to do it but you could always get her one of those mouthpieces for snoring

She probably has sleep apnea she needs to get it checked out because that can be pretty serious

She needs to go to a doctor and get that check out before she dies in her sleep

Co sign both these posts... Don't sleep on sleep apnea (pun partially intended) as it can be potentially fatal (see White, Reggie) if not checked. She may need a sleep study done so that she can get a CPAP machine. I remember when I got mine, and the difference in the quality of sleep was amazing. Basically, when you're suffering from sleep apnea, you don't get to the necessary level of sleep that your body needs, and can really slow down your functioning.