My GF snores. Really snores. What do I do?

[New Username]

Co sign both these posts... Don't sleep on sleep apnea (pun partially intended) as it can be potentially fatal (see White, Reggie) if not checked. She may need a sleep study done so that she can get a CPAP machine. I remember when I got mine, and the difference in the quality of sleep was amazing. Basically, when you're suffering from sleep apnea, you don't get to the necessary level of sleep that your body needs, and can really slow down your functioning.

Facts

I suffer from sleep apnea, I don't have frequent snoring but there are some days when I knew my breathing stopped because of face discoloration

Sleep apnea ain't no joke, its the reason why I rarely drink heavy. Shawty said she thought it was a wrap for me when I slept over one night after being drunk as fukk

 

[Quiet Magician]

my girl snores too.
i'll either roll her over so her body shifts or pinch her nose closed.

both techniques stop the snoring.

...that some wierd ass shyt

 

[Giselle]

We work opposites schedules but even when our sleep sync up, I don't wanna crash unless we're fukking or cuddling. I just don't know how to break it to her. I normally just whisper "shut the fukk up" until I pass out. Please help us.

They have nose stips and things that go in the mouth to stop it. You can buy ear plugs for youself.

The girl should just probably go to the doctor.

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

...that some wierd ass shyt

that's probably the least weird thing i have ever said on this board but that is beside the point.
both techniques work and only occasionally wake her up.

 

[Plankton]

She sounds fat,

OP and his girl

 

[SheWantTheD]

Stick it in her mouth

 

[SheWantTheD]

We work opposites schedules but even when our sleep sync up, I don't wanna crash unless we're fukking or cuddling. I just don't know how to break it to her. I normally just whisper "shut the fukk up" until I pass out. Please help us.

BRUH

 

[End Cruelty]

She may not be willing to do it but you could always get her one of those mouthpieces for snoring

She probably has sleep apnea she needs to get it checked out because that can be pretty serious

That's the main reason it keeps me up because I've had friends get they adnoids taken out. I just aint got the money for surgery.

 

[End Cruelty]

How much she weigh

She sounds fat, perhaps get her some lady-sized kettelbells and suggest some dietary improvements

180...but thats down from 247 when i met her 2 years ago. I'm proud as hell and we have slowly ramped up training.

 

[GPBear]

180...but thats down from 247 when i met her 2 years ago. I'm proud as hell and we have slowly ramped up training.

*cough* pics

 

[TEH]

We work opposites schedules but even when our sleep sync up, I don't wanna crash unless we're fukking or cuddling. I just don't know how to break it to her. I normally just whisper "shut the fukk up" until I pass out. Please help us.

@Preacher

 

[End Cruelty]

*cough* pics

You never seen a fat girl before?

Just google bbw. I do it all the time.

 

[YaBoy]

Just push her a little bit so she wakes up, but act like you didn't do it
She won't know what happened & you'll get an extra few peaceful minutes

 

[Mr Rager]

You never seen a fat girl before?

Just google bbw. I do it all the time.

180 a BBW now

 

[RiffRaff]

180 a BBW now

Depends on the height