My girlfriend started playing Candy Crush while I was hitting from the back

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She was on top and she got off quick as shyt :win:....she gave me head for a little bit and then said "get behind me and hurry up nicca" :usure:

I was like...:what: Imma make you cum again :takedat:

She was like :yawn:

Then I was smashing from da back saying all kinds of wild shyt thinking I was beating it up and this bish pulls out her phone and has enough focus to beat level 29 -- she was stuck on it for a week :ld:

I think I'm not doing something right brehs :to:
 

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lvl 29 is a beast tho :manny:


So I actually helped her accomplish something she has been working on for 8 days :datazz:

I think Imma have a long talk with her about this though....I don't like how she was so quiet and focused while I'm sweating like a motherfukka behind her :aicmon:
 

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She was on top and she got off quick as shyt :win:....she gave me head for a little bit and then said "get behind me and hurry up nicca" :usure:

I was like...:what: Imma make you cum again :takedat:

She was like :yawn:

Then I was smashing from da back saying all kinds of wild shyt thinking I was beating it up and this bish pulls out her phone and has enough focus to beat level 29 -- she was stuck on it for a week :ld:

I think I'm not doing something right brehs :to:
Duck tale.
 

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hoes be so easily bored. Its like they need a static game to be entertained

you better check her on her attention span...

better yet, when she giving head pull a book and start reading
 
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