Side note, I wish I were the dancing bear.Yeah i hear that. The dancingbear ones are fake..but theres a shyt load of real ones out there floating around on tube sites
My girl's going to h/s friend's bachelorette party but isn't invited to the wedding.
- Thread starter Groanman
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Grab you by the back of your big ass head kiss you dead in your mouth and mush you out my way.
she coming back Pregnant!
i never understood the point of having parties for an upcoming party
am i the only one that doesn't get the point of every celebration?
my dude the other day was celebrating passing his driving road test, talking about he did it on the first try
of course you did you fakkit, you are 25 years old, every 15 year old should pass their driving exams on their first try, i boycotted that party out of not enabling my nikka on a path of mediocrity. it aint like he was about to celebrate hard enough to buy everyone drinks 
am i the only one that doesn't get the point of every celebration?
my dude the other day was celebrating passing his driving road test, talking about he did it on the first try
of course you did you fakkit, you are 25 years old, every 15 year old should pass their driving exams on their first try, i boycotted that party out of not enabling my nikka on a path of mediocrity. it aint like he was about to celebrate hard enough to buy everyone drinks 
61 Corpses
The Breh
I thought he liked Asian broads
I don't care what he likes, I just don't want his dirty mouth on mine.I thought he liked Asian broads
Every now and then I pop my head in here for some entertainment and y'all nikkas don't ever disappoint.
For the record, this quote "Oh. I ain't tell you I was going??" + Masquerade Party =
Any person (male or female) that does that scenario to their S/O may not cheat, but fukking is definitely on the menu of wherever they headed. You ain't gotta leave em, but wifey/husband level activities are done from that point forward. Just fukking and maybe smoking a cig after then keep it moving.Movies? Brunch? Wine tastings?
DrunkenNovice
Superstar
Bachelor/bachelorette party rule #1
Groanman
Superstar
We both have a kid from previous relationships. We share an apartment lease.
oh, you might as well be married then. gg, bruh.
61 Corpses
The Breh
I would tell you in advance
Best behavior.
I'll make it up to you.