My grass is pissing me off

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I'm trolling my ass off breh don't do that :whoa: No telling what it might do long term.



One time I told @jadillac to "slip" on some water he intentionally spilled and punch his coworker in the face so he could return to Working From Home + Worker's Comp. He knew not to do it tho. I just be typing shyt for the fukkery sometimes :wow:
When I saw gasoline, I thought to myself "my neighbor is a smoker. This won't end well if I try this. :lupe: "
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climate change :manny:

all i got are those onions coming up and ill take the weedwacker to those soon. Gonna spread alot more clover out this year to come up and choke out the crabgrass before mid summer.
you need to put down a pre emergent in order to get rid of crabgrass. Timing all depends on where your location is
 

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When I saw gasoline, I thought to myself "my neighbor is a smoker. This won't end well if I try this. :lupe: "
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I lied. DO IT!
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I like the idea but at the same time I don't mind the grass, just hate how it acts it's on steroids. I need to stop being a fickle bytch and bite the bullet on this idea if I go through with it. I do like the growth retardant idea but I'll have to make sure its not something remotely carcinogenic. The Round-up case has filled with all kinds of reservations about any chemical product that is plant-related. :lupe:
 

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I like the idea but at the same time I don't mind the grass, just hate how it acts it's on steroids. I need to stop being a fickle bytch and bite the bullet on this idea if I go through with it. I do like the growth retardant idea but I'll have to make sure its not something remotely carcinogenic. The Round-up case has filled with all kinds of reservations about any chemical product that is plant-related. :lupe:
if you try to use something to make it not grow, you are going to spend nearly the same amount of time applying it as if you cut it.

If you plan on staying in that house for a mean one, switch your entire landscaping up and plant something like liriope or native sedges or monkeygrass to have some green that you maintain like 2x a year instead. Gonna be costly tho! But it will look really good... in 5 years :mjgrin:


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You can get one of these for about $10 if you don't have one already. Mix 2 parts gasoline with 1 water and douse the fukk out of it just before sundown. Ideally you wanna let that do its thing but if you have kids, get up before sunrise and spray over the lawn again with pure water to wash away any pollutants.
You have to be a southern bruh right:patrice: We use gasoline for everything. Ants, weeds, grass, snakes. Hell I wouldn’t be surprised if some southern folks used gas for sore throats and colds:russ:
 

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if you try to use something to make it not grow, you are going to spend nearly the same amount of time applying it as if you cut it.

If you plan on staying in that house for a mean one, switch your entire landscaping up and plant something like liriope or native sedges or monkeygrass to have some green that you maintain like 2x a year instead. Gonna be costly tho! But it will look really good... in 5 years :mjgrin:


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:hhh: You definitely not winning the HOA lawn of the month with this unkempt salad bowl.
 

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shyt is still growing even though it's damn near winter. It makes no damn sense. :why:
I may even have to cut the fukker since cutting season has ended. :martin:


I literally pulled up a chair and stared at that fukker like
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for a decent while before heading out.

How do I stop this fukker from growing? I've had enough. :beli:
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if you try to use something to make it not grow, you are going to spend nearly the same amount of time applying it as if you cut it.

If you plan on staying in that house for a mean one, switch your entire landscaping up and plant something like liriope or native sedges or monkeygrass to have some green that you maintain like 2x a year instead. Gonna be costly tho! But it will look really good... in 5 years :mjgrin:


liriope-border-ground-cover.jpg


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That shyt looks like a Mexican’s hair that been wearing a hard hat all day :scusthov:
 

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:hhh: You definitely not winning the HOA lawn of the month with this unkempt salad bowl.
:manny: call tru-green if you want to. Setting the liriope off with the mahonia and different cultivars of calla lilys framing the entrance, with bluebeard and joe pye weed flanking the borders of your house could win the admiration of the neighborhood. :mjlit:

Dont forget the large alliums in and amongst the jonquils and hyacinths up the sidewalk for early spring.

butterfly bush and lantana at midsummer with the bumblebees and hummingbirds :ohlawd:

the lawn is mere framing of the house. weigh down your mower and double-stripe and you'll get the lawn of the year.

its about the VISION :wow:
 
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