My grass is pissing me off

[Kamikaze Revy]

Dog piss….human piss may work…but dog piss…that’ll straight ravage your grass for generations to come.

 

[High Art]

Is that Samuel L Jackson from Django?

From Black Snake Moan. Surprisingly decent.

 

[Admiral Ackbar]

lmao

https://www.homedepot.com/p/GREENLINE-ARTIFICIAL-GRASS-Jade-15-ft-Wide-x-Cut-to-Length-Green-Artificial-Grass-Carpet-GLJADE50CTL/204256790

Fukk that I run on my lawn with a football and juke imaginary defenders on the weekend. Ain't tearing an ACL over this.

OP, switch your grass to seashore.

 

[Big Mountain Hélà]

lmao

That’s the landscaping equivalent of this, don’t be that guy

 

[Darth Nubian]

call tru-green if you want to. Setting the liriope off with the mahonia and different cultivars of calla lilys framing the entrance, with bluebeard and joe pye weed flanking the borders of your house could win the admiration of the neighborhood.

Dont forget the large alliums in and amongst the jonquils and hyacinths up the sidewalk for early spring.

butterfly bush and lantana at midsummer with the bumblebees and hummingbirds

the lawn is mere framing of the house. weigh down your mower and double-stripe and you'll get the lawn of the year.

its about the VISION

I don't need tru green bruh. I roll my own herbicide. Celsius/Certainty/Quicksilver mix. Prodiamine or Dithiopyr every quarter. 10-10-10 on easter. 1/4 lb of N from Urea every week of the growing season. A little lime occasionally. Millorganite on the 4th of July. Cut twice a week.

 

[Your Welcome]

shyt is still growing even though it's damn near winter. It makes no damn sense.
I may even have to cut the fukker since cutting season has ended.


I literally pulled up a chair and stared at that fukker like

for a decent while before heading out.

How do I stop this fukker from growing? I've had enough.

*since

 

[ExodusNirvana]

You can get one of these for about $10 if you don't have one already. Mix 2 parts gasoline with 1 water and douse the fukk out of it just before sundown. Ideally you wanna let that do it's thing but if you have kids, get up before sunrise and spray over the lawn again with pure water to wash away any pollutants.

My nikka what?