My hiv+ uncle came home for the holidays

[Funk Flex]

It's been 10+ years since he's come home to visit.
He keeps up with me more than any other family member because I don't judge him for coming out the closet, being hiv+, and his overall 'living for the city' lifestyle that he's chosen.
Not sure how he managed a roundtrip ticket, but he's here with no money. He's in his early 60s. He is leaning on me to provide him lodging, food, ent, car svc, wine AND is confused as to why i haven't been comin thru with the weed.

Ninja really?
I'm self-employed, and my work season has slowed. bills are paid, but i'm struggling. when he showed up i had no extra.

Plus i'm not feeling his hygiene habits. I have yet to see dude wash his hands after using the bathroom. you hiv+ and not washing your hands? then had the nerve to tell my mom he only washes his hands in public settings.
First night he visited, I came home to find him sprawled out on my couch sleeping on his side with his pj pants pulled down to expose his bare ass, and d*ck in his hand. :tired_face: I assume this is how he sleeps with his partner and it's just 'natural' to do. He has a whole guest room though.
I luv my Unc and am happy to help out, but I am literally counting down the days until he goes home.

 

[Collateral]

Just suck it up and enjoy your uncle while hes still here. He's 60 years old and has that House In Virginia, he don't got much time left on Earth


Just tell that nikka to keep his pants on and wash his hands before he leaves the bathroom with his nasty self.

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

I pray you are trolling for your sake. This sounds awful. I wouldn't be able to keep him around.

 

[GzUp]

 

[Worthless Loser]

I'd have the whole crib wrapped in plastic.

 

[Flex Luger]

 

[Fade Runner 2049]

 

[Stir Fry]

I'd have the whole crib wrapped in plastic.

Damn the furniture




Got you supplying the wine and the weed too

 

[concise]

It's been 10+ years since he's come home to visit.
He keeps up with me more than any other family member because I don't judge him for coming out the closet, being hiv+, and his overall 'living for the city' lifestyle that he's chosen.
Not sure how he managed a roundtrip ticket, but he's here with no money. He's in his early 60s. He is leaning on me to provide him lodging, food, ent, car svc, wine AND is confused as to why i haven't been comin thru with the weed.

Ninja really?
I'm self-employed, and my work season has slowed. bills are paid, but i'm struggling. when he showed up i had no extra.

Plus i'm not feeling his hygiene habits. I have yet to see dude wash his hands after using the bathroom. you hiv+ and not washing your hands? then had the nerve to tell my mom he only washes his hands in public settings.
First night he visited, I came home to find him sprawled out on my couch sleeping on his side with his pj pants pulled down to expose his bare ass, and d*ck in his hand. :tired_face: I assume this is how he sleeps with his partner and it's just 'natural' to do. He has a whole guest room though.
I luv my Unc and am happy to help out, but I am literally counting down the days until he goes home.

You cannot be serious.

 

[Hoodoo Child]

I would post that gif of Magic Johnson dancing in the chair,but its almost midnight over here.

 

[The Wolf Among You]

I have yet to see dude wash his hands after using the bathroom. you hiv+ and not washing your hands?

 

[NotAnFBIagent]

 

[ThisWorldAintRight]

I would've hit him with the for that pants down/dikk in the hand bullshyt honestly.


You're a nice nephew.

 

[UWasntThere]

Tell him to keep his AIDs dikk off your couch

 

[Banned Account12]

I'd have the whole crib wrapped in plastic.