My homeboy who is engaged told me that the key to a successful marriage is a side lady

[Robo Squirrel]

He is an extremely successful person.

He also told me to deny, deny, deny anything if you get caught cheating. No matter if she catches you in the act of fornication.

 

[Devil Plisken…CMS]

Look man…

The fact is it’s unfair to lay your sexual whims at her doorstep. It would be smart to have something else to occupy your time. When you’re ready to go and she’s sleeping, sick, taking a shyt or just not mentally there you change. Maybe it’s porn, maybe it’s sniffing her friends used panties who came to visit maybe it’s another bytch altogether. It’s a long road.

 

[Koli_Kat]

Then get divorced raped and taken to the cleaners financially?

No thanks bud

 

[Robo Squirrel]

Dap + Reputation

 

[PCHMalibu]

When will people get to the point of just saying, I may wanna taste some different cookie & bookie (if that's your thing) but I want to marry and build a life with you?

Seems like a gigantic elephant in the room of a lot of people's relationships.

 

[Robo Squirrel]

Look man…

The fact is it’s unfair to lay your sexual whims at her doorstep. It would be smart to have something else to occupy your time. When you’re ready to go and she’s sleeping, sick, taking a shyt or just not mentally there you change. Maybe it’s porn, maybe it’s sniffing her friends used panties who came to visit maybe it’s another bytch altogether. It’s a long road.

Why in the flying fuxk would you sneak in the room and start sniffing her bff underwear bro? What type of time are you on?

 

[razassin]

FACTS!!!!

5 Star, like the top of head, thread

 

[The Observer]

This same thread gets made every couple months lol.

Betray a loyal girl and then cry when she does the same to you

 

[Ghost Utmost]

If lying is part of it then it's wrong.

Knowing that got damned well from the age of 3, it's amazing how men justify their bullshyt.

I'm not saying do it or don't do it, but if you're gonna cheat just accept that you're dead ass wrong and you don't care. Don't try to JUSTIFY bullshyt

 

[Tres Leches]

He’s not even married yet how is he giving advice on a successful marriage ?

 

[ItsPeople]

How you think some of your grandparents marriages lasted so long

 

[Mowgli]

Guilt will help you treat your wifey better but regular head will keep you out the streets.

 

[Macallik86]

Just because successful and married doesn't mean they suddenly have life's answers for everything. Man, yall Coli dudes stay taking terrible advice.

 

[Robo Squirrel]

He’s not even married yet how is he giving advice on a successful marriage ?

 

[kevm3]

If he wants to deal with multiple women, he should just stay single. His success is going to end up in the hands of a bitter and vindictive ex-wife via child support and alimony and possibly in the hands of a newly minted baby momma that is one of his side chicks