My homie called me yesterday..

[Fatboi1]

My homie called me yesterday asking me "What games you playing on that PS4?? "

Dude got a Xbox Yawn and start asking me about what exclusives I got and yadda yadda.

Told him I only play the finest shyt and that he need to get this streaming cable box the fukk outta my face.

We end up arguing about which console took the worst exclusive L (Driveclub or Halo MCC) and shyt. Almost ran out of my minutes and shyt(why this nikka didn't call me on the weekednd instead smh)

let me find out @MeachTheMonster is my friend IRL .

Dude had me pullin up Digital Foundry over the phone and shyt on some "Hold up... YEAH it say right here that Patch 1.06 fixed matchmaking issues but still had party split..."

All this nikka play is Trashasassins Creed and some other off brand exclusives.

TL;dr Xbots make the WOAT friends. Talkin about boring white people games and shyt like

 

[Teal.]

 

[Leasy]

 

[1970s HeRon Flow]

Go outside and loose some weight OP

 

[Fatboi1]

Catch feelings brehs

 

[Fatboi1]

Go outside and loose some weight OP

Is this you?
I hope that's not you.

@ losing weight.

Think someone's fat because of their screenname brehs.

 

[DPresidential]

People running out of minutes?

Arguing in a phone call what could be talked about through text?

I bet you were laying on your back looking up at the ceiling from your Race car bed too.

 

[Fatboi1]

People running out of minutes?

Arguing in a phone call what could be talked about through text?

I bet you were laying on your back looking up at the ceiling from your Race car bed too.

 

[1970s HeRon Flow]

Is this you?
I hope that's not you.

@ losing weight.
Think someone's fat because of their screenname brehs.

That's a handsome b*stard right there

 

[daze23]

running out of minutes

 

[Fatboi1]

running out of minutes

I told him we'll continue the conversation on the weekend. If he would've brought up The Order it would've been a wrap.

 

[Kamikaze Revy]

People running out of minutes?

Arguing in a phone call what could be talked about through text?

I bet you were laying on your back looking up at the ceiling from your Race car bed too.

 

[Xbox One X]

That's a handsome b*stard right there

No homo on my dap, I just liked that reply

 

[Dat Migo]

fakkit ass Sony Stan spent a Saturday night to write a fictional story to entice console wars.

 

[Black Cac]

People running out of minutes?

Arguing in a phone call what could be talked about through text?

I bet you were laying on your back looking up at the ceiling from your Race car bed too.