My homie is the worst wingman

[Geek Nasty]

Didn't read, but grown men shouldn't need a "wing man" or another man to help them get women.

This is straight man game, not some trannie shyt. Stay in your lane.

 

[ScoopNScore]

What the hell do you know, you're a woman.
You know nothing about making moves on the opposite sex all you need to do is show a lil titty and ass and nikkas will approach you

And why are you acting like bytches don't stick to each other like glue, the entire purpose of a wingman is to split you bytches apart from one another

Sent her on her way like

You need a wingman with no standards.

The squad savage the real MVP

 

[James Gordon]

Have a pisspoor drunk that plays lil reese as your wingman brehs

 

[Rice'N Beckford]

How old are you breh? This sounds like some young nikka shyt

"Ting"

I love skinny chicka with natural hair so I woulda gladly take the broad. But, Im jist picturing these 2 hoes shaking ass in some random room. Scandalous women with boyfriends.

 

[EndDomination]

Didn't read, but grown men shouldn't need a "wing man" or another man to help them get women.

Women stick together to avoid uncomfortable situations, you have to divide and conquer word to Sun Tzu and Essence Magazine

 

[iliketurtles]

I'm crying

 

[TRUEST]

To the op, dude ur friend is the type of person to plot on u if u ever become successful. U need to keep ur distance from ol boy. Everyone gets jealous but the way he went about sabotaging ur chances is troubling. Don't ignore this. this is the type of dude with the potential to set u up to get murked.

 

[MBwithadream]

I FOUND THEIR PICS

MODEL ON THE LEFT, THICKY ON THE RIGHT

 

[stepbackj34spud]

How the fukk could you pass up a 5'9 light skinned chick that looks like a model cause she had no ass. Real ignorant shyt

So Why didn't you take the bytch with no ass then?

 

[BocaRear]

How old are you breh? This sounds like some young nikka shyt

"Ting"

I love skinny chicka with natural hair so I woulda gladly take the broad. But, Im jist picturing these 2 hoes shaking ass in some random room. Scandalous women with boyfriends.

I'm 19 breh, these young bytches are scandalous forreall

To the op, dude ur friend is the type if person to plot on u if u ever become successful. U need to keep ur distance from ol boy. Everyone gets jealous but the way he went about sabotaging ur chances is troubling. Don't ignore this.

Preach, everybody out for number one. Thanks for looking out.

So Why didn't you take the bytch with no ass then?

Because I wanted the bytch with the fat ass

Besides, I was the one who initiated the convo with both of em, introduced him and got the scenario popping. It's basically a finders fee, I get first dibs cause I found em

 

[Vic Damone. Jr]

Op was all ** with his bytch but his homie was all
* x2* towards everything.

 

[Drip Bayless]

Boa I'm weak
Lil Reese
I'm not gon lie I did some dumb shyt like this off the flats, had two bad bytches in my crib one night and I kept playing underground trap music

 

[BocaRear]

Boa I'm week
Lil Reese
I'm not gon lie I did some dumb shyt like this off the flats, had two bad bytches in my crib one night and I kept playing underground trap music

Nothing tightens up a chicks p*ssy more than dusty trap music

It's strictly RnB or slow jams when you're with a female no matter how badly you wanna spit the whole Verse off the lil Reese super savage mixtape

 

[Giselle]

I see you didn't have a rebuttal for what I said. As a woman you know nothing, all you need to do is show some titties and ass. I bet you've never even approached a man before in your life, and if you have I know by default you have zero charm or personality.

A woman giving advice on how to get women is like a fish telling a fisherman how to catch fish

I see you missed the point. You don't need help to try to split anyone up if you know how to talk to women or "have a good mouth piece" as some people like to say.

 

[Reginald Noble]

Next time just call an escort and skip all the trouble of jumping through social hoops