My homie just punched me in the eye twice in front of both of our girlfriends

[Chill]

we not leavin we made a promise to stay faithful til i come bac in may

NOOO WHYYY GOD....just no.. seriously the more I read your posts in this thread from the start it just hurts how many L's you're giving yourself.


Just go to Nashville (congrats on making that decision, been the only correct one you've seem to have made lately ) and find a better chick, throw this chapter of your life away.

 

[BrothaZay]

NOOO WHYYY GOD....just no.. seriously the more I read your posts in this thread from the start it just hurts how many L's you're giving yourself.


Just go to Nashville (congrats on making that decision, been the only correct one you've seem to have made lately ) and find a better chick, throw this chapter of your life away.

Its too late i already took her bacc

 

[JasonSJackson]

Waste your time making up detailed dumb ass stories for a bunch of strangers brehs

 

[The_King_of_Everything]

This nikka gotta be trollin

 

[kp404]

NOOO WHYYY GOD....just no.. seriously the more I read your posts in this thread from the start it just hurts how many L's you're giving yourself.


Just go to Nashville (congrats on making that decision, been the only correct one you've seem to have made lately ) and find a better chick, throw this chapter of your life away.

Man its no use...Zay either makes horrific, degenerate life choices that even a trained whale wouldn't make, or he's trolling us and I think its the latter

 

[no.]

So let me get this straight:

1) You invite that dude to your house.

2) He goes full on on your girl's booty.

3) Now we already know your girl likes herself some side-dikk. (THREE TIMES).

4) She wants you to deal with him, probably because she wants to see you show some testosterone and teach this guy who is the man.

5) He obviously doesn't respect you.

6) He knocks you out clean with two hits.

7) Your girl goes home with him.

 

[Chill]

Man its no use...Zay either makes horrific, degenerate life choices that even a trained whale wouldn't make, or he's trolling us and I think its the latter

Gotta be trolling, no way someone takes that many L's like that and has the heart to post them online. shyt like that makes you just wanna bury yourself with salt.

 

[kp404]

Gotta be trolling, no way someone takes that many L's like that and has the heart to post them online. shyt like that makes you just wanna bury yourself with salt.

COuld it be that Zay is @General Mills after all???:paulwtf:

 

[AgentGrey]

The funniest part of his threads is that you got dumb muthafukkas in here really believing it.

 

[BrothaZay]

ima keep it trill da story made up

But today really is gonna be our last day together before, we leave

I invited her over and told her i was gonna cook for us.

She late tho, its finna be 5 she said last night she be here at noon

 

[Prado210]

 

[no.]

ima keep it trill da story made up

But today really is gonna be our last day together before, we leave

I invited her over and told her i was gonna cook for us.

She late tho, its finna be 5 she said last night she be here at noon

I don't know if I can still believe in you anymore, except one thing. My only certainty.


You share that girl.

 

[AgentGrey]

ima keep it trill da story made up

But today really is gonna be our last day together before, we leave

I invited her over and told her i was gonna cook for us.

She late tho, its finna be 5 she said last night she be here at noon

Fam what are you dooooiiinnnnggggg, if you goin outta town you gotta blow her mind.
Get some molly and rent a room for a night, a bottle if she likes to drink. of course yall gotta bring the piff.
this is the kicker.

When you hittin it from the back (assumin your girl likes the thumb in the a$$hole), u gotta lick your thumb-print and dab it into some soft (molly, not blow). Then put said thumb into the a$$hole like u normally would, so that she can anally absorb the mdma. Your girl is gonna go beast mode, from 0-60 in 6 seconds my nikka

And the best part is that she wont even know it. She gonna hit you the next day like "zay idk what it was about last night but that was the bessssst i eva had boo "

You can thank me now.

 

[BrothaZay]

I don't know if I can still believe anymore, except one thing. My only certainty.

















You share that girl.

Im making chiccen enchiladas with my world famous spanish rice

 

[BrothaZay]

Fam what are you dooooiiinnnnggggg, if you goin outta town you gotta blow her mind.
Get some molly and rent a room for a night, a bottle if she likes to drink. of course yall gotta bring the piff.
this is the kicker.

When you hittin it from the back (assumin your girl likes the thumb in the @sshole), u gotta lick your thumb-print and dab it into some soft (molly, not blow). Then put said thumb into the @sshole like u normally would, so that she can anally absorb the mdma. Your girl is gonna go beast mode, from 0-60 in 6 seconds my nikka

And the best part is that she wont even know it. She gonna hit you the next day like "zay idk what it was about last night but that was the bessssst i eva had boo "

You can thank me now.

yea she wants to get a room tonight but i dont want to unless she pays for it