My homie squatted down to pee on our way home from the store

[BrothaZay]

We stay in a college town, he stay in dorms n i stay in apartment, so we went to da store jus to get regular shyt. Snaccs, soap, tissue etc...

We pay for the shyt and start walking back to the campus. Out of nowhre homie like "hold up bruh im finna leak" so i say ite, waiting for to go by a tree or something. nikka dead ass squatted down, put his hands in his crotch area n started pissin. He look at me and say "yo zay u got da toilet paper? hand me dat ::"

When i handed him da tissue wiped his crotch area nikka told me "good lookin out" den got up n took his bags, dapped me up den walked into his dorm

 

[ORDER_66]

 

[Meadow]

The males of my generation suck.

 

[2-Digit]

We stay in a college town, he stay in dorms n i stay in apartment, so we went to da store jus to get regular shyt. Snaccs, soap, tissue etc...

We pay for the shyt and start walking back to the campus. Out of nowhre homie like "hold up bruh im finna leak" so i say ite, waiting for to go by a tree or something. nikka dead ass squatted down, put his hands in his crotch area n started pissin. He look at me and say "yo zay u got da toilet paper? hand me dat ::"

When i handed him da tissue wiped his crotch area nikka told me "good lookin out" den got up n took his bags, dapped me up den walked into his dorm

You dapped up a nikka that didn't wash his cotdamn hands??

 

[ThaRealness]

This shyt has to be made up

 

[Medulla Oblongata]

*reads topic title*

*looks at the name of the OP*

*exits*

 

[kaiOogway]

Nah fam nah

 

[DallasTxRep]

 

[Sk3ptical]

cant be real

 

[King Crimson]

Hold, up... He dapped you without washing his hands?
Furthermore, you stood there and looked in his direction to see that he popped a squat?
And even after that, you remained in ear shot for him to be able to shout you out for the toilet tisse?

is wrong with you, breh???

 

[Groanman]

I stopped watching reality tv when that heavy-set chick pee'd on Flavor Flav's floor.

 

[BrothaZay]

Hold, up... He dapped you without washing his hands?
Furthermore, you stood there and looked in his direction to see that he popped a squat?
And even after that, you remained in ear shot for him to be able to shout you out for the toilet tisse?

is wrong with you, breh???

Usually when nikkas piss dey jus piss outside right quicc, most nikkas dont just walk 50 feet away n wait for dem to get done