my homie was chillin wit this broad, and she went to use the bathroom and....

[Illeye buckmatic]

I had some good jokes but the vibe of the thread just got killed

to @Buckeye Fever You had a classic going until nikkas started acting like the coli is full of rapists

 

[Leasy]

....he grabbed her phone off the table, texted his phone sayin "Im gonna give u this p*ssy tonight" and he raped her later that night.

He lacks confidence and knows she wouldnt give him the p*ssy. I guess he just had to have it


He smart for textin that to his phone tho

She cant even go to the cops

 

[marcuz]

still funny to me