My homie's fiancé found a bunch of crusty yellow stained socks under his son's bed

[hoodheronova]

i never understood how you beat your meat in a sock. Do you put cortisone on your johnson after to ease the inflammation

 

[humble forever]

let that boy cook

socks ain't free


get that boy a roll of paper towels or a box of tissues

 

[WhatsGoodTy]

My nikka a seman collector. He said put it in a jar

 

[John Mayer]

classic buckeye thread

 

[KOohbt]

I had a jar. momdukes found it but she didn't know what it was

nikka what¿¡¿ a JAR my nikka¿¡¿

 

[Street Knowledge]

 

[Silkk]

I had a jar. momdukes found it but she didn't know what it was

 

[Robert California]

I had a jar. momdukes found it but she didn't know what it was

Please tell me you didn't keep a jar of your own jizz, breh

 

[humble forever]

today i learned some brehs store their cum in a jar and then their mom handles the cum jar

 

[ScoopNScore]

Boy, do I remember my stash as a teen

That shyt stiff like a dry piece of cardboard the stories that sock could tell

 

[Doctor Doom]

Please tell me you didn't keep a jar of your own jizz, breh

 

[unit321]

That room must smell bad.
I always used the bathroom. No way to lock my bedroom door since it didn't have locking capability.

 

[General Mills]

Breh was keeping nut in a jar.


I am laughing uncontrollably right now

 

[Hijo de luna]

Please tell me you didn't keep a jar of your own jizz, breh

At the time I didn't know what else to do with it

 

[ManxOfxThexYear]

At the time I didn't know what else to do with it

But, this was your first thought?!?!?!?









































































How many times did you spill that jar breh, be honest