My husband on our wedding day

[Giselle]

Only "tears" will be the nut that comes outta my dikk on the honeymoon.

That won't happen if he doesn't cry happy tears during the wedding.

 

[Buckeye Fever]

That won't happen if he doesn't cry happy tears during the wedding.

Yeah. Try to deny him if you want to. Yall be in the hotel room at midnight and he'll be like "Im goin down to the bar to get a drink".

I bet you give it up then

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

I bet she was jealous that he upstaged the fukk outta her on HER big day.

Ole jealous bytch.

really brah

u sound like a aggy ass old nikka

 

[GoPro]

That's not soft or pathetic.
My husband better cry happy tears on our wedding day.

Or what?!

 

[Giselle]

Or what?!

We aren't getting married if he doesn't cry happy tears.

j/k

I've never thought about what would happen if he didn't.