rahji
I ain't never seen no talking winning nothing.
So like last week or whatever I'm in a shytty mood from work, my girl getting on my nerves and all kinds of shyt.. so I'm drinking some Johnnie Walker at home or whatever. Then my dude convinces me to go out to this spot that has $1 well drinks or whatever so obviously I'm with it because I'm not trying to stay home and dwell on some bullshyt...
Basically by the end of the night I'm pretty drunk.. like extremely questionable to be behind the wheel levels of intoxication. So I end up getting some gross food or whatever and I'm like "yo we still got time to kick it... lets go to the casino and play some craps or whatever" because I have like 400 on me...
I end up pulling into the garage, parking my whip and passing out waiting for my boy. Boom - two cops outside my door asking me to get out. So I'm drunk, disoriented from just waking up and just wondering wtf is about to happen with this shyt (because I've had a similar passed out drunk behind the wheel when I was in college).
So cops are telling me that I could get a DUI because the keys are in the ignition or whatever and I'm like nah I don't want that. So they're asking me for my ID and shyt. So I respond "I'm going to reach into my pocket and get my wallet - is that okay?" The guy cop immediately gets salty. Later when he tells me I need to get a ride and I ask "I'm going to reach in and get my phone - is that okay?" hes telling me not to talk sarcastically I could go to the detention center or whatever.
Eventually I get my dude to pick me up and I'm telling him the shyt. He's telling me I was being sarcastic or whatever because it's only white cops that are out killing people like that.
And my thought through the whole thing is that you cant revive a dead man... might as well as for permission, hopefully they got body cameras and can show that im responding to all their requests and asking for permission to make movements
If you're me.... you concerned that police are going to kill you for a sudden movement or do you acknowledge they're trying to avoid giving you a major L and just be on some yes boss type shyt?

Basically by the end of the night I'm pretty drunk.. like extremely questionable to be behind the wheel levels of intoxication. So I end up getting some gross food or whatever and I'm like "yo we still got time to kick it... lets go to the casino and play some craps or whatever" because I have like 400 on me...

I end up pulling into the garage, parking my whip and passing out waiting for my boy. Boom - two cops outside my door asking me to get out. So I'm drunk, disoriented from just waking up and just wondering wtf is about to happen with this shyt (because I've had a similar passed out drunk behind the wheel when I was in college).

So cops are telling me that I could get a DUI because the keys are in the ignition or whatever and I'm like nah I don't want that. So they're asking me for my ID and shyt. So I respond "I'm going to reach into my pocket and get my wallet - is that okay?" The guy cop immediately gets salty. Later when he tells me I need to get a ride and I ask "I'm going to reach in and get my phone - is that okay?" hes telling me not to talk sarcastically I could go to the detention center or whatever.

Eventually I get my dude to pick me up and I'm telling him the shyt. He's telling me I was being sarcastic or whatever because it's only white cops that are out killing people like that.
And my thought through the whole thing is that you cant revive a dead man... might as well as for permission, hopefully they got body cameras and can show that im responding to all their requests and asking for permission to make movementsIf you're me.... you concerned that police are going to kill you for a sudden movement or do you acknowledge they're trying to avoid giving you a major L and just be on some yes boss type shyt?


