My job is forcing me to shave

[NeilCartwright]

One one hand I love my job (for the time being) I got the military officer thing going on and they took me from working at Burger King and warehouses to having my own spot, car, spending money etc

But when I was working those part time jobs I wasn't really out approaching women. Now that I'm more stable, I'm back on the scene

But it seems like these days all I hear is "Can you grow your beard back?" "You look fine clean shaven but I would love u so much more with facial hair."

And I'm just thinkingfukk. Right now I got the young Nas /AZ look going. Mid fade + waves with no beard just a mustache.

I wanna tell them I coulda been working at Burger King with the beard, and looked better. Or not riding the bus around town, with my own spot, only catch is I have to shave every damn day

 

[jdubnyce]

Military forces you to shave your face too?

 

[Tunez]

Shave or be broke

 

[Bryan Danielson]

Young Man grow up

 

[Gobzilla]

fukk them bytches stack yo bread up nikka

 

[Lewis Black]

U not right breh. U not ordinary breh, u not ordinary

 

[Randoug]

Nikka any bytch who wont fukk wit you because your face is shaved aint worth your time.

.You got a good stable job and worried about what hoes think because u clean shaven?

Stop chasing thots breh

 

[ℒℴѵℯJay ELECTUA]

Shave for what? You work in the kitchen?

 

[Face Snatcher]

can you give me an m16?

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

just grow it out.
wtf can they really do to you?

if they step to you just ask them if they have a problem with your work and does your beard affect how you do it.

if they start talking that garbage then you just pull out the biscuit and tell them to comb your beard.
then you lean back and let them watch you suck your own dikk.

 

[mortuus est]

Right now I got the young Nas /AZ look going. Mid fade + waves with no beard just a mustache.

well look here, look at this kneega tryna shyt on us coli dudes for being

we all use to look like nas back in the days mayne

 

[BocaRear]

Meanwhile a broke nikka with a full beard is fukking your hoe on your couch wearing timbs and a wife beater

 

[At30wecashout]

:rocky:It ain't that goddamn serious. fukk a beard, unless you ready to throw your quality of life away to work a shyt job and pull bottom-barrel chicks.

 

[Mr Rager]

One one hand I love my job (for the time being) I got the military officer thing going on and they took me from working at Burger King and warehouses to having my own spot, car, spending money etc

But when I was working those part time jobs I wasn't really out approaching women. Now that I'm more stable, I'm back on the scene

But it seems like these days all I hear is "Can you grow your beard back?" "You look fine clean shaven but I would love u so much more with facial hair."

And I'm just thinkingfukk. Right now I got the young Nas /AZ look going. Mid fade + waves with no beard just a mustache.

I wanna tell them I coulda been working at Burger King with the beard, and looked better. Or not riding the bus around town, with my own spot, only catch is I have to shave every damn day

Boy I oughta slap you. I hope you're an LT with this dumbass thinking. You're getting the hookup, living the good life and all they ask is that you shave and avoid getting a DUI. It's not like you're even working hard to make decent money as an officer
Grow up and shave your shyt. You get more high quality women with the clean look anyway, only hoes like beards.
You could get a shaving waiver, tell the med clinic shaving gives you bad razor bumps (assuming you're black ) , but you'll look like a sloppy officer which is no good.
Anyway, its not that big of a deal. You're being petty.

 

[MarcMan]

I would hate to have to shave every day as well but that sounds like a small price to pay for financial stability. Beards are en vogue at the moment but being broke has never been in style.