My ladies - let me ask you something hypothetical.

[Taadow]

This is purely hypothetical, btw.






Let's say you've gone out on a couple dates with a dude.

He cool. You like him a lot.
He got a job, he stands for something, he a real dude.

On the third date, y'all end up at your house on the sofa.

Y'all start and kissin' and whatnot.

He get ta squeezin' on your titties and it feel GOOD good...
you all hot in teh draws (or non-draws (knowin' how some of y'all roll...)),
and you ready to bang bang do that thang.

He stops and says "I gotta ask you somethin', doe...


Look - I don't wanna disrespect you...but...





are you down to lick my a$$hole??"

You: "What?!?"

"Again - I don't wanna disrespect you - but i'm really with the chit (no pun intended).
I'm not even saying you gotta do it tonight - it's just...I really see a future with you,
but i'm the type of dude that like to get his a$$hole licked, and it's fair for both of us
to let you know upfront. And i'm not with no extra stuff - you don't gotta french kiss it
or nothing. "

Is you wit' it wit' it?





You don't even have to reply and explain yourself if you don't want, just vote.

 

[CinnaSlim]

A mix of the last two options. Everyone's got their kinks but I'm not down with tongue/butt action. It would probably turn me off especially if I don't know what he's like in bed anyway.

He just talked himself outta some p*ssy. Better wipe his booty with a wet wipe and call it a day lol, cause it won't be me.

It's no point in even fukking now cause I'm just gonna be thinking of him with the face while someone is spreading his cheeks wide open. nahh.... I'm good.

 

[wet landscapes]

did he at least prepare himself or is it, like, mildy shytty, hairy manbutt

 

[bcrusaderw]

did he at least prepare himself or is it, like, mildy shytty, hairy manbutt

A mix of the last two options. Everyone's got their kinks but I'm not down with tongue/butt action. It would probably turn me off especially if I don't know what he's like in bed anyway.

He just talked himself outta some p*ssy. Better wipe his booty with a wet wipe and call it a day lol, cause it won't be me.

It's no point in even fukking now cause I'm just gonna be thinking of him with the face while someone is spreading his cheeks wide open. nahh.... I'm good.

Y'all are silly as fukk.

 

[M'gann]

the fact that this is all "hypothetical".

 

[twan83]

and i just got asked this shyt a few mins ago from my boy bout my ass getting eaten if I'm bout that life
is this the new trend out nowadays



















bout to watch 50 shades grey in a bit wonder how that shyt gonna be now

 

[CinnaSlim]

and i just got asked this shyt a few mins ago from my boy bout my ass getting eaten if I'm bout that life
is this the new trend out nowadays



















bout to watch 50 shades grey in a bit wonder how that shyt gonna be now

This is the kind of stuff you and your friends talk about?

Guys are so weird lol.

 

[Elle Driver]

Lord have mercy. That is some filthy ass shyt.

 

[twan83]

This is the kind of stuff you and your friends talk about?

Guys are so weird lol.

he was telling me bout how him and his wife get down which is on some other shyt as usual with those 2
and asked me the question

 

[Rawtid]

butt licking liking ass.

 

[Taadow]

and i just got asked this shyt a few mins ago from my boy bout my ass getting eaten if I'm bout that life
is this the new trend out nowadays

My dawg - is it a ass-lickin' holiday on the cool, or something??

That's why this hypothetical (I can't stress this enough) situation came up in my mind.


At work today I was at lunch sittin' with the homie and some other folk.
He turns to me and said:

Him: "Frank (names have been changed) was in the office today"
Me: "Yeah, I said what up to him..."
Him: "He comes up to me and says 'what up'...then he asked me: 'Yo - you ever got'cho ass licked?'
I was like '...uhh, NAH.'"
Me: "Wait...(your wife) don't lick yo' ass, homie?"
Him: "Nah...she don't even make Zucchini bread for me anymore, and she KNOW I like Zucchini bread..."

A nicca was like "Damn - is it out of the question for a niccas' girl to do that if she know he like it?
That's kinda messed up..."

 

[twan83]

My dawg - is it a ass-lickin' holiday on the cool, or something??

That's why this hypothetical (I can't stress this enough) situation came up in my mind.


At work today I was at lunch sittin' with the homie and some other folk.
He turns to me and said:

Him: "Frank (names have been changed) was in the office today"
Me: "Yeah, I said what up to him..."
Him: "He comes up to me and says 'what up'...then he asked me: 'Yo - you ever got'cho ass licked?'
I was like '...uhh, NAH.'"
Me: "Wait...(your wife) don't lick yo' ass, homie?"
Him: "Nah...she don't even make Zucchini bread for me anymore, and she KNOW I like Zucchini bread..."

A nicca was like "Damn - is it out of the question for a niccas' girl to do that if she know he like it?
That's kinda messed up..."

i mean to each their own but its whats in nowadays i guess
i'll eat the pie likes a thanksgiving feast each and everyday tho but me getting my ass eaten is status for me

 

[Donald J Trump]

What one woman won't do, another one will

 

[Taadow]

i mean to each their own but its whats in nowadays i guess
i'll eat the pie likes a thanksgiving feast each and everyday tho but me getting my ass eaten is status for me

Mayne just keepin' it 100...everybody got their likes and dislikes, etc...but my thing is this:
how can you be down with one woman monogamously and she not be down to do something
she know you'll like? For anything - not just analingus.

I mean, look at what I was saying about my dude - his wife used to make Zucchini bread.
He likes the chit. Now she don't make it anymore. The hell is up with that??

 

[M'gann]

Lord have mercy. That is some filthy ass shyt.

Pun intended?