mortuus est
Veteran
damn this was funny, would read again

@ niqqas leaving her in the tree for her uncle to come get. 

"I'm Alicias Uncle. I seen what you did to my niece. I saw the whole thing...I just wanted to run out here and thank you, because most nikkaz just leave her hanging in the tree and bounce."
holy fukkin shyt literally bursted out laughing!! funniest shyt I read in a long ass time!!