My mom's boyfriend just laid a stack of job applications on my bed

[mamba]

damn...


I didn't even know that shyt had a name to it... and I never even tried it.... I think I'm gonna try it. I hope i don't fukk it up.



African Frog Hop

Breh, the trick is to not make sure you get a good grip. Make sure your chick doesn't put on too much oil.

 

[Arris]

why should I? My money is for me. I'll take her to ihop and refuse to eat to guilt trip her into treating.



I spend money on lickable cheekbones

@R=G

 

[Blackking]

Breh, the trick is to not make sure you get a good grip. Make sure your chick doesn't put on too much oil.

well.. i don't like putting out a ton of energy to randoms, or side chicks...

but my side is maddd small. But naw imma do it w my girl, but shes like my height so

so what u think?

grab the wrist for grip??

 

[Beer Drinker]

never knew jody moms was gettin that work
just realized i only seen the bet version of baby boy

BET version? ??

Need you to correct this mistake immediately breh.

 

[mamba]

well.. i don't like putting out a ton of energy to randoms, or side chicks...

but my side is maddd small. But naw imma do it w my girl, but shes like my height so

so what u think?

grab the wrist for grip??

I wouldn't try to grab. You all can probably just lock elbows.

You do this

And your girl does the same thing.

Just lock elblows. Thank me later, breh.

 

[Arabial Knight]

You can't impersonate a fictional character

 

[Pinyapplesuckas]

start selling porn erik

 

[Bawon Samedi]

Only a matter of time, breh

LMFAOROTFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Someone give this guy 50 reps.

 

[CASHAPP]

why should I? My money is for me. I'll take her to ihop and refuse to eat to guilt trip her into treating.



I spend money on lickable cheekbones

Breh I don't have the same issue as you in terms of my mom having the BF...but I think i understand how you feel...

Let me guess in your past your mother has told you something like "don't worry about me....take care ofy ourself",etc when you may go TOO far in terms of helping her....then the next week she would have said how you "don't do enough" ...am i correct or wrong this has happened before?

they women breh....they don't make sense....I promise you she has said to her friends you "ONLY give her $150" while in your mind...its alot for her and your doing your best to help and she doesn't appreciate it...even when she says she does....she doesn't compute that your a younger age and have not gotten a career yet so your not making in the thousands(alot of old folks seem to forget this and compare yourself to them) when the poorest of them makes 10 times more than a young person....

as for the man....let me guess he is one of the simpish old school dudes who thinks every single thing your mama says is right and had his mind made up on you before he met you ...spoils women whether its a neice, daughter, etc....

 

[THEREALBRAND]

Breh I don't have the same issue as you in terms of my mom having the BF...but I think i understand how you feel...

Let me guess in your past your mother has told you something like "don't worry about me....take care ofy ourself",etc when you may go TOO far in terms of helping her....then the next week she would have said how you "don't do enough" ...am i correct or wrong this has happened before?

they women breh....they don't make sense....I promise you she has said to her friends you "ONLY give her $150" while in your mind...its alot for her and your doing your best to help and she doesn't appreciate it...even when she says she does....she doesn't compute that your a younger age and have not gotten a career yet so your not making in the thousands(alot of old folks seem to forget this and compare yourself to them) when the poorest of them makes 10 times more than a young person....

as for the man....let me guess he is one of the simpish old school dudes who thinks every single thing your mama says is right and had his mind made up on you before he met you ...spoils women whether its a neice, daughter, etc....

This is a troll thread man

 

[TEKBEATZ]

 

[CASHAPP]

This is a troll thread man

i know i was just playing along

 

[PullOutGawd]

Is op the same guy that got in a fight with his momma's boyfriend

if you talking about buddy who needed a ride home that was that spacejamz guy.

If you want a good laugh bout the homie spaceJamz read my signature
Shyt had me

 

[Mikael Blowpiff]

This is a troll thread man

self ether is the worst

 

[mannyrs13]

If you want a good laugh bout the homie spaceJamz read my signature
Shyt had me

on some hold my pant pocket shyt