My Mother-In-Law Just Walked In On Me Jerkin Off

[Concerned Citizen]

Starting to regret her having keys to my house....

Tell her you were jacking off to a sex tape of you and her daughter. Should be problem solved

 

[old pig]

Did you finish in her mouth?

damn.

 

[old pig]

Why the fukk would you write a letter about a sexual encounter, not to mention, one pertaining anal sex?








What was going through your mind?

“Dear Helen,

Can’t wait to fuck you deep in your ass.

Respectfully yours,

@SNG”

I’m being silly but lmaoooooo

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

Blah blah gay shyt blah blah fakkit blah blah

It's like listening to Tucker Carlson but in text



Did you walk into a gay nikka fukkin yo daddy or something when you was a kid?
Why they all on your mind at all times?

You safe here breh nobody will tell your family you look at men

Now this homosexual is inventing other fxggot scenarios

What kinda "man" sits up inventing fake scenarios about other men?



You got some other gay fantasies you wanna tell us about, fxggot?

 

[TEH]

“Go head and bust that nut baby I’ll come back later”

Your whole church know by now

100% undisputed facts


Sermon next week:

Pastor:

… Some men even have WIVES but would rather touch them- SELVES before they touch that loving woman that GOD(!!!!) gave them…The world is getting increasingly WICKED!!…

Church: //

 

[cyndaquil]

Now this homosexual is inventing other fxggot scenarios

What kinda "man" sits up inventing fake scenarios about other men?



You got some other gay fantasies you wanna tell us about, fxggot?

Once again more gay shyt

It's like watching reading rainbow but the rainbow is the new age meaning



Take your Lavar Burton with lip gloss ass on somewhere

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

Once again more gay shyt

It's like watching reading rainbow but the rainbow is the new age meaning



Take your Lavar Burton with lip gloss ass on somewhere

Now you wanna f@ck Levar Burton?

Is nothing sacred with you, fxggot?

 

[cyndaquil]

Now you wanna f@ck Levar Burton?

Is nothing sacred with you, fxggot?

Neo The Closeted One

Back with another horrible come back yall

this like watching TI try to do stand up
Just give up breh you're not beating me in any kinda roasting scenario

 

[richaveli83]

I love this site!

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

Neo The Closeted One

Back with another horrible come back yall

this like watching TI try to do stand up
Just give up breh you're not beating me in any kinda roasting scenario

I'm not trying to roast you, you fxggot

You're a homosexual and I'm calling you out. This ain't a roast session. This is a "why are you gay" session.

I'm not trying to roast you. I'm trying to SHAME you, you damn homosexual.

 

[Blankthawtz]

Don’t sound like she carrying her share of the load around there

 

[BobbyWojak]

nikka I was young as shyt and I wanted to try anal on my girl for the first time. She told me to write a sexy letter to her. So I tried to make sodimizing her as sexy as I could in my 18 year old brain.

a modern day james joyce

I can only imagine the tenderness of a love letter a high school senior would write about anal sex

 

[NZA]

this is the beginning of a midlife crisis

 

[cyndaquil]

I'm not trying to roast you, you fxggot

You're a homosexual and I'm calling you out. This ain't a roast session. This is a "why are you gay" session.

I'm not trying to roast you. I'm trying to SHAME you, you damn homosexual.

You should shame yourself since you really let me get to you so badly you're taking this shyt seriously

 

[Calibrated]

My Mother-In-Law Just Walked In On Me Jerkin Off

"Boy, what dahell you doing?!"