My Non-AA girlfriend about to cut my hair....

Jim Cornette

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I got my pawg to cut the neck hair off and do my lineup...

wouldn't trust her with a fade or nothing tho :heh:
 

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:scust:I got story to tell...

I had a GREAT barber shyt was solid for a year til one day the shop was empty( that was a flag).

It’s just my barber n the cat next to him who was packin up.

And a Becky no PAWG no BAWG jus a skimpy lil valley broad sittin across from me

I used to close my eyes when I got a cut cuz hair be all in my eyes(I was 16:francis:)

Long story short mans was takin longer than usual like dude was doin a lot for a taper fade wit the prefab curls. Tryna be cute gettin distracted n shyt.

I opened my eyes to this shyt
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Becky lookin like:lupe:
full


n bro hit me wit the:youngsabo::banderas::myman:

Me:
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:francis:

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:damn::damn::damn:

fukked around gave this nikka $15:shaq2::aicmon::hamster:





Got home n had a function to go to so I’m the mirror stressed like:noah:

Sister ::why::what:what he do:mjgrin:

Me: He fukkED ME ALL THE WAY UP TRYIN BE FANCY FOR A bytch:angry:

Her: Well throw a hat on:picard:


Me::upsetfavre:

Her: Wait!! show Mom:pachaha:



*shows Ma*

Mama: :mindblown:

MAH POHBAYBEH:mjcry::to:

Told you not go to no barber shop:umad:



Me: :childplease:



Party was aight took some pics moms got on display

but my hair never recovered been rockin a ball head n facial hair since 18

Fast forward 9 years I’m on instagram n see he married that funky ass bystander so now I be findin different ways to say fukk YOU to this nikka his broad and they unborn child:dame:







Moral: Any white woman near yo head while it’s gettin cut will make your line commit that off gp:ufdup:

Yo shyt could be ravaged n she ain’t gon say shieeettt
 
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yall bringing up whute, asians, and others

when the op is referring to AA-African american.

and yall nikkas immediatly go to whites, asians and not non-AA black women
 

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I was just bullshyttin, wanted to see what you nikkas would say :mjlol:



She offered though.., i told her I rather shave my head:hhh:
 
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