I got story to tell...
I had a GREAT barber shyt was solid for a year til one day the shop was empty( that was a flag).
It’s just my barber n the cat next to him who was packin up.
And a Becky no PAWG no BAWG jus a skimpy lil valley broad sittin across from me
I used to close my eyes when I got a cut cuz hair be all in my eyes(I was 16
)
Long story short mans was takin longer than usual like dude was doin a lot for a taper fade wit the prefab curls. Tryna be cute gettin distracted n shyt.
I opened my eyes to this shyt
Becky lookin like
n bro hit me wit the
Me:
fukked around gave this nikka $15
Got home n had a function to go to so I’m the mirror stressed like
Sister :
what he do
Me: He fukkED ME ALL THE WAY UP TRYIN BE FANCY FOR A bytch
Her: Well throw a hat on
Me:
Her: Wait!! show Mom
*shows Ma*
Mama:
MAH POHBAYBEH
Told you not go to no barber shop
Me:
Party was aight took some pics moms got on display
but my hair never recovered been rockin a ball head n facial hair since 18
Fast forward 9 years I’m on instagram n see he married that funky ass bystander so now I be findin different ways to say fukk YOU to this nikka his broad and they unborn child
Moral: Any white woman near yo head while it’s gettin cut will make your line commit that off gp
Yo shyt could be ravaged n she ain’t gon say shieeettt