My penis is twisted.

[JudgeJoeForilla]

I'm scared to show my wife in fear of her leaving me. My penis is twisted about 30 degrees and it's noticible. The base of my penis is also severely uneven now as one side has become more prominent than the other. I look like a human screw. I need bytches to answer me this one question. Females, would you leave your man if his penis suddenly became ugly and repulsive looking?

 

[Terrance Curtis Beasley]

amputation

 

[JudgeJoeForilla]

amputation

That is never the answer.

 

[Taadow]

But you gotta be stronnnnnnnnnng
your penis wronnnnnnnnng
And you thought it was REALly dowwwwwwwwwwn
But you gotta show ya wiiiiiiiiiiiiiife
and ready your miiiiiiiiiind...
'Cause she might not wanna STAY for lonnnnnnnnnng

YOU knowwww you got a problemmmmmm
got a twis-ted joint on you
I knowwww it's 30 degreeeeeeeeeees
so what you gonna do?

 

[The BasedFather]

Call women bytches and expect them to give you proper answers brehs

 

[Mowgli]

You cheated on your wife with a fat bytch and she broke your dikk. It's over.

That's something to get bent outta shape about

 

[Ark]

Your wife have never given you a blow job ?

 

[JudgeJoeForilla]

You cheated on your wife with a fat bytch and she broke your dikk. It's over.

That's something to get bent outta shape about

Nah, Actually I was fapping one day after a week of taking a break from the shyt and I went to the mirror to take a look at the anocanda as I usually do and noticed it was slightly twisted.

 

[Mowgli]

Nah, Actually O was fapping one day after a week of taking a break from the shyt and I went to the mirror to take a look at the anocanda as I usually do and noticed it was slightly twisted.

Masturbate on PCP bruhs.

 

[JudgeJoeForilla]

Your wife have never given you a blow job ?

She has my dikk literally just up and twisted on me. This shyt looks disfigured now and the base of my penis looks like a sack of coins.

 

[Splash]

what the shyt

 

[audemarzz]

 

[Strawberry]

How does your dikk get all fukked up & twisted just from jerking off?



Also, how long do you think you can hide your dikk from your wife?

 

[Barnett114]

You trolls need to step ya game up in 2016

 

[JudgeJoeForilla]

How does your dikk get all fukked up & twisted just from jerking off?

I think it was the break I took from jerking off that threw it out of whack. I went an entire weak without busting a nut when I usually don't go longer than 10 hours at least.