My penis is twisted.

Strawberry

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I think it was the break I took from jerking off that three it out of whack. I went an entire weak without busting a nut when I usually don't go longer than 10 hours at least.

I'm sorry but this shyt sounds like :duck: to me

Your dikk doesn't get bent from takin a fap hiatus & then jerkin it one day.

:rudy:
 

JudgeJoeForilla

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I'm sorry but this shyt sounds like :duck: to me

Your dikk doesn't get bent from takin a fap hiatus & then jerkin it one day.

:rudy:
I wouldn't lie about my dikk I promise. It's severely disfigured like it's had multiple operations.
 

JudgeJoeForilla

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All these parody posts and comedians are hilarious but I'm in trouble here guys my dikk has become hideous I have black marks on the underside and around that edge surface right underneath the glands. It's really a site for score eyes.
 

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You cheated on your wife with a fat bytch and she broke your dikk. It's over.

That's something to get bent outta shape about

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