My perfect affair – how I’m getting away with it

[CarbonBraddock]

You got any tips for tabs?

yes, it isn't hard. first of all, don't let your wife/girl know that you are really that 'interested' in what she is doing. If she thinks you are super-sleuth, then she will be more vigilant in her efforts to evade you. what you should do is track her vehicle and get her story exactly at all times, that way if there is a discrepancy, you will catch her in the shyt. also, use a key-logger on her computer so you can keep track of what she types. You can also buy shyt that will track text messages, gps-location, all that shyt. It would be next to impossible for a woman to cheat on a truly thorough mufukka such as myself bc i would always know where she was. After you have your suspicions, you could also hire a private investigator to put the cherry on top. And before this, you should have dirt on your wife so that if divorce comes up, you can make her out to be complete trash that no court would side with. It goes without saying that you should never let her find out that any of this is happening bc it could end the relationship.

 

[CarbonBraddock]

thats the fukked up thing tho, bytches will accuse you of being "paranoid" but as soon as you aint they pull some slick shyt like this. this goddamn whore sent her husband to drop off the kids at the movies and managed to fukk this other dude in that 15 minute time span. hoes wildin out these days. i swear on all thats holy ima stay fukkkin em and thats IT.

lol, that's why i record everything in my house that goes on. dudes need to understand how much of a douche you have to be to let some woman outsmart you. MOST of them are not intelligent in the slightest and will never expect to be outsmarted. You could still find a good one, but it's harder and harder.

 

[DrHackenbush]

Once again, this is not an anonymous blog someone wrote on the net.

I'm as skeptical as you guys but this was an account told to a Guardian journalist.

They take their journalistic integrity very seriously as evidenced by their history.

Need to see the receipts otherwise its

 

[4North1Side2]

You can bury your head in the sand but these type of people exist.

By the way...the story was told to a Guardian journalist.

This is not some anonymous blog

As a dude who got stories for days on cheating for years without getting caught having a wife and 2 girlfriends at the same time, easy to tell this story was concocted by a person from third person experience.

Not sure what you mean it's "the Guardian"? Are they supposed to be above fabricating stories.

 

[StickStickly]

lol, that's why i record everything in my house that goes on. dudes need to understand how much of a douche you have to be to let some woman outsmart you. MOST of them are not intelligent in the slightest and will never expect to be outsmarted. You could still find a good one, but it's harder and harder.

you have to be lying. That, or you must have some other type of shyt going down at your house because if you don't trust her that much, the relationship is already over

 

[TEH]

She a whore and her husband is a chump they deserve each other.

 

[StickStickly]

As a dude who got stories for days on cheating for years without getting caught having a wife and 2 girlfriends at the same time, easy to tell this story was concocted by a person from third person experience.

Not sure what you mean it's "the Guardian"? Are they supposed to be above fabricating stories.

This has to be fake. She said no paper trials but they're texting. Emails and phone calls have been strictly all about business, so how are they communicating to meet up for the past 9 years. Unless they're x men she's jean grey and he's professor Xavier, it doesn't make sense. Sounds like a poorly written penthouse story without all the worthwhile sex. Conveniently leaves out all the details as if it's even possible. Lies they tell.

 

[DrHackenbush]

This has to be fake. She said no paper trials but they're texting. Emails and phone calls have been strictly all about business, so how are they communicating to meet up for the past 9 years. Unless they're x men she's jean grey and he's professor Xavier, it doesn't make sense. Sounds like a poorly written penthouse story without all the worthwhile sex. Conveniently leaves out all the details as if it's even possible. Lies they tell.

Pure science fiction man..what got me was that shyt about the text message the side dude sent her trying to fukk. She reads it to her husband and she played it off like the text was meant for the side dudes wife and he had text her by mistake..then the husband just laughs it off?

 

[CarbonBraddock]

you have to be lying. That, or you must have some other type of shyt going down at your house because if you don't trust her that much, the relationship is already over

i am not in a relationship. i got hoes that come over to my house and i know that people steal or lie or any number of things. also, we've had robberies where i live so there's that as well. i also should say that i'm not like an ordinary person as i don't trust but one person on earth really really. i'm just protecting my investment.

 

[ridedolo]

ppl cheat every day b

 

[BooksnCookies]

she is absolute trash. 9 years or not, this shyt is going to catch up to her. Smh.

 

[Clayton Endicott]

I got this chick at work who's dying to have an affair with me. Her marriage is only four years deep tho and her husband is while I be looking like a greek God in my fitteds

Be careful out there brehs and brehettes

The workplace is the devil's playground breh

 

[Ashley Banks]

As a dude who got stories for days on cheating for years without getting caught having a wife and 2 girlfriends at the same time, easy to tell this story was concocted by a person from third person experience.

Not sure what you mean it's "the Guardian"? Are they supposed to be above fabricating stories.

damn you ain't shyt

 

[Mugenight]

..............Being completely honest this is the type of shyt that would get you put in the ground quick,fast and in a hurry.

 

[Kiyoshi-Dono]