My Regular uber driver picked me up

[Supa cat]

Yeh i was like damn uber ok dude gettin rly creative wit the dikk posts less see where he goes wit this

 

[Eczema]

but am I the only one that thought op was gonna turn the story to something about dikks given his history

not today.

 

[Reality]

The calm, gracious "yes".

 

[Amerikan Melanin]

whilst singing along to his crappy Punjabi music at the top of his voice.

He smiled when I pulled out my set of new ear plugs, "Looks like you've come prepared this time," he said laughing.

I smiled back at him and replied, "Yes," as I put them up my nostrils.

This was brilliant. Seriously well written and sharp.

 

[Buckeye Fever]

Do him smell lie ohn-yaun?

 

[Serious]

 

[Money Be Green]

 

[CACarot]

I genuinely laughed out loud to this.

Bravo

 

[Rozay Oro]

fukk

 

[Eczema]

This was brilliant. Seriously well written and sharp.

I genuinely laughed out loud to this.

Bravo

thanks glad you enjoyed.

 

[Eczema]

fukk outta here bumass nikka

 

[stepbackj34spud]

@Black Reign

 

[stepbackj34spud]

I don't get it tho.. He stinks?

 

[BruhManFromTheFifthFlo]

fukk outta here bumass nikka

fukk outta my alerts with ya fail ass thread

 

[Knuckles Red]

STOLEN!!

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