my shrooms arrived as im getting drunk

[jaydolf spitler]

My most recent Shrooms story:

Was in the Bay in California and my connect got me all I wanted. Was new to the area and met this Asian girl who I chilled with all the time. We were gonna make some dinner together that night, some Curry with vegetables. I had like 4 full shrooms in a bag and was gonna eat them that night. I offered her some but she was like "not sure if I want to do them today". So I was like bout to get weird for you then cuz im eatin em all.

I was sposed to help cook but ate all of them before I started and all I did was steam some broccoli which she hated cuz it wasn't 'al dente' I was like fukk all that I like my broccoli soft.

They start kicking in and she asks me for some and I was like shoulda said that earlier I ate em all now. I started doing all kinds of funny shyt. Her roommate came into the house from work and it just so happens he works for MAPS (Multidisciplinary Association for Psychedelic Studies) so when he found out I was tripping in his house he was like "This is what I do for my job I'm curious and can use u as a study" so i was like aight enjoy the show breh. He went around the house and gave me all kinds of shyt that is fun to do when shroomed out.

First thing he gave me was a cup of water and some food coloring. He gave me red and blue to start with. He had all the colors of the rainbow but I was too shroomed out to realize I coulda swapped out for different colors. These fukkers watched me make purple for 3 hours just laughing my ass off. More ppl started coming in, these hot girls that were cracking up at me and they were like "Don't you wanna make any other colors?" I was like " fukk no, I'm tryna make purple" I don't know why I was so infatuated with making purple for so long.

Then dude turns on his PS3 and hands me a controller and he had me playing this video game where I had to control a feather floating in the wind over some grass. shyt had me like just mezmerized. Then I went out to the bar with everyone and was feeling good till I started drinking whiskey all night and we went to a bonfire after but the alcohol was fukking my head up. Ended up asking my friend to take me home and had a splitting headache all day the next day. That Alcohol mixed with shrooms was no good

 

[ℒℴѵℯJay ELECTUA]

so is meth and the molly craze was heavily cac influenced most brehs stick to herb and of course you have your occasional crackhead. there are obviously exceptions...but in general

mushrooms is natural like Herb!

 

[Ego Noir]

love shrooms. dmt is dope too from what ive heard. believe it or not, one of the wildest trip Ive had was from weed. People forget weed is a psychedelic, atleast I did. You smoke it everyday for years and you forget it can be powerful. Remember it like yesterday. My friend gave me this edible bar (think a smaller Snickers). He told me to eat a 4th of it, but I was like nah Ima eat 3/4ths of it. First hour was a standard edible high, then I went to take a piss and hell broke loose. Keep in mind I have never tripped or have seen intense visual from weed ever. Ive been dramatically high before but this was another level. I kid you not, it appeared my hands were changing shapes and sizes. I would look down at my hand and it would just be morphing at a ridiculous rate. It scared me something seriously, so I went outside to talk to my brother...it just kept getting worse. When I looked in his eyes I saw a tiny person doing the cabbage patch and bust out laughing. Some lawn chair on the patio was bothering me cause I thought it was mean-mugging me. Trees were literally the scariest thing ever. I kept getting this sensation that my soul was about to explode (hard to explain). I tried to sleep it off, but when I closed my eyes it only got worse. I was seeing shapes I have never seen and visuals of random face. The room wasnt spinning, but it was like morphing in waves. Really really weird experience. Woke up the next morning drained

I heard that after you take psychadelics for a few weeks afterwards even weed can invoke the same feelings.

 

[2manyFCKNrappers]

me and my ex are real cool and she invited me to do shrooms with her. i want to but i'm afraid i'll be compelled to tell her the truth about all the fukked up shyt i did behind her back while we were together.

 

[Spiritual Stratocaster]

me and my ex are real cool and she invited me to do shrooms with her. i want to but i'm afraid i'll be compelled to tell her the truth about all the fukked up shyt i did behind her back while we were together.

Don't go with her then..

You gonna end up being paranoid about telling her the secrets and have a bad trip.

 

[Dev2103]

mushrooms is natural like Herb!

i never said it wasn't...hallucinogenic drugs are cacish that's it. i guess the breh equivalent would be dust/sherm etc. and those people get no respect. weed or nothing. gadamn new blacks focking up the game in all areas pfft

 

[Flackaveli]

I've never taken drugs before but I'm extremely fascinated with psychedelics and hallucinogens. The fact that you can take something (the drug) and see imaginary stuff in front of you is fukking cool. Some psuedo-intellectual weirdos make up theories of how they're gateways to alternate realities and alien worlds. I don't know about all that....

I'm the same way.. personally I wouldn't do it cuz I'm afraid of what I might see.


But i stay reading and watching documentaries on this stuff.

 

[MercuryHayes]

I cried tears of joy my last two trips. Head up high literally looking like

Theres a certain level of empathy i do have for folks who've only had alcohol as their mind alterer. Worrying about the frivolous issues and getting angry. You can even tell who some of them are by their thread topics.

 

[El Jefe]

Heroin comes from.the turf as well... U hippies will jump on any bandwagon if its part of nature smfh

 

[Death6six6]

Dude mixing shrooms with alcohol is a no no

nawww dawg,juice is perfect,Pop like 2 to 3 grams,down them with a brew,wait a half hour to 45 minutes,blaze off a spliff!!!! each draw u take off the joint should be a magical experience and then if you got that potent fungus it should be this

never pop schroomz alone tho,make sure atleast 1 homie is as high as your fukking flying

 

[Strapped]

no way yomoms is a brotha

 

[POPHOLITDOWN]

ive never done acid. smoked weed a few times but never been high

my only real experience being in another mind state is being fukked up drunk and even then i feel like i know wahts going on im just less liable to give a fukk.

Can one of yall nikkas explain to me how this tripping shyt compares to being like wasted? I am for some reason VERY skeptical of nikkas saying they hallucinating yet dont realize they hallucinating.

I feel like Im the type of nikka that would see pigs with wings and be like "Damn these some good drugs" and shrug it off

Im just a hella skeptical nikka by nature? Would this shyt really have me wigging out?

Nah I doubt it. I need to do it before i die though.

Can a CERTIFIED nikka give they opinion, and not some hippy dippy hypebeast

 

[jaydolf spitler]

ive never done acid. smoked weed a few times but never been high

my only real experience being in another mind state is being fukked up drunk and even then i feel like i know wahts going on im just less liable to give a fukk.

Can one of yall nikkas explain to me how this tripping shyt compares to being like wasted? I am for some reason VERY skeptical of nikkas saying they hallucinating yet dont realize they hallucinating.

I feel like Im the type of nikka that would see pigs with wings and be like "Damn these some good drugs" and shrug it off

Im just a hella skeptical nikka by nature? Would this shyt really have me wigging out?

Nah I doubt it. I need to do it before i die though.

Can a CERTIFIED nikka give they opinion, and not some hippy dippy hypebeast

It's a million times better than being drunk. It's way more efficient and u dont have to worry about just the sheer amount of shyt you put in your body to get there. Think about it, for us alcoholics, every time you drink u build a tolerance like with anything but the amount of shyt I gotta drink these days to really get fukked up is getting ridiculous lol. I gotta worry about exercising after long nights of a buncha drinking cuz you gonna develop that beer gut eventually if you don't work out as hard as you drinking lol.

So there's less of a guilt when poppin shrooms u just putting a few mushrooms in your body, It's way more potent so u gonna get fukked up for cheaper than u would with alcohol too.

When I try to explain my trips on psychadelics to people I always go straight to explaining the sensory parts of the trips cuz thats like 99% what it does for me. I've done Shrooms maybe 4 or 5 times. I did 2 hits of acid and went to a party in California. Never had a bad trip on any of these. I think ppl that have a trips just usually have some deep rooted emo shyt going on lol I'm not like that so it always turns out well for me. First time I did shrooms we were blasting juicy J's RubbaBand Business 2 or whatever and Juicy J was so funny to listen to on shrooms cuz of his hilarious ad libs and lyrics. I was sitting right by the speaker and laughing my ass off at it then after a while it felt like the speakers were physically punching me it was knocking so hard. So I told my friend to stop the music cuz I felt like it was actually kinda physically hurting me not like "oh shyt this hurts" but like a "Let's do something else I dont feel like sitting right next to a loud ass speaker right now" type of deal. So we went out into the woods and had a little adventure. They made me be the leader I had this big ass stick clearing paths out for us to walk through. Then we found this big ass vine going up to the top of a tree and they dared me to climb it so I did and I got like 10 feet up that bytch killin it and the shyt snapped and I fell all the way down flat on my back. Everyone was rolling.

Shrooms:
Phase 1: The Wait
The feeling is hilarious to me. I pop em and sit there and there's that little phase where you and ur people are like "aight now we gotta wait for it to kick in" and that's like a game in itself cuz you be swearing u got some bullshyt after like an hour of you thinking aint shyt happening. Then all of a sudden u just gonna find yourself doin some funny ass weird shyt and be like "OK I'm definitely tripping now". It usually makes me funnier to be around cuz ur gonna get these weird thoughts and things you wanna describe to people and it's gonna come out just as some wild shyt out of your mouth lol and also your body is gonna be doin all kinds of circus acts so u gonna be commenting on that also.

Phase 2: The Trip/Bubble Guts
When it kicks in you gonna know you're tripping and eventually ur stomach is gonna be like gurgling and you'll get a minor nauseous feeling. It's not enough to be an annoyance tho, it kinda helps the feeling seem more trippy to me.

Phase 3: The Come Down/Post Shroom Clarity
After however long u trip for, u gonna come down, I usually know when I'm here when I sleep it off. Sometimes I start thinking deep about shyt like life and I feel like by tripping out I had a whole new perspective on things around me and that really helps with seeing life from a new perspective and appreciating things that you take for granted every day. The fact that you can have that much fun in a room or out in nature and shyt is dope and tripping helps u realize that

Acid
Only done it once. My favorite drug by far that I've done and that's a pretty hefty list lol.
I was waiting for a good occasion to do it for and eventually just said fukk it and popped 2 sheets before a party in Cali. The car ride was the shyt I was vibin out to some Kid Cudi at nighttime waiting for it to kick in on the way to the house just like shrooms. Little things were contributing to my experience tho like we didn't know the people who's house it was we got invited by some chick. We called her and were like "We're here where you at?" she said she was gonna get there an hour later so we were like fukk now we gotta get in somehow. I looked up while we were tryna figure out which house it was and these Mexican dudes with bandanas over their faces were looking out at us from the 2nd story window. This city is kinda gang ridden so I was like not a good place for this trip. Then I saw another one pop his head over a fence curious about us. They finally opened a window and asked who we were and we told them who invited us and they made us go get beer since we didn't bring any girls in the car with us we did and came back and they let us in. Then I met the owner of the house and that was when I really thought I was tripping cuz his eyes were bugging me out. It was almost like he got punched in both eyes and little blood vessels burst into a pattern or something. I was seeing it in both of his eyes and let it slide for a while then it bothered me too much and I was like "Yo did someone punch you in the face or something? Cuz I just ate a bunch of acid and I can't tell if I'm tripping or if ur shyt is just fukked up" and he starts cracking up and told me he went to ComicCon or some shyt and got these patterned red contacts. I was like here I was thinking I was wigging out and it was just you and this random ass shyt

I knew it started kicking in cuz I was really having a good time at this party and all of my senses were on a trillion. I literally just wanted to experience shyt like take in sounds, touch shyt, smell, taste cuz it was all just felt so much better. I was looking at the speakers that were blasting music and I could see sounds and shyt like the actual vibrations coming out. These cute Oakland girls in beanies and Jordans all over the house were flirting like hell and rubbin me and shyt I was just havin a dope ass time cracking jokes. The cops came and I wasn't even trippin they actually made the trip funnier cuz they only came cuz neighbors complained and they were like "shyt, hope it's at least a good party. We just gotta tell you to keep it down as a formality just dont make us come back."

I've never seen made up shyt from my imagination but it definitely just makes your average experiences way more enjoyable and u get altered senses that are where the majority of my hallucinations come from. Now my dreams right after shrooming out are vivid as fukk, you get the best dreams for like a week or more after takin em

 

[Robbie3000]

So this dirtbag begged for money to buy food, but turns around and buys drugs?

 

[Hybrinetics]

So this dirtbag begged for money to buy food, but turns around and buys drugs?

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