My simp story

[TEH]

...may you never ever get another L in this lifetime...

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

U just a dumb dude. That went beyond simping. Smh

 

[DATMAN$]

I cant even say u share that girl u bought that girl for another man

 

[rahji]

@brother walt im sure you have seen some hard times from your He-Man level simping but I had to neg you for "my homey had a extra washer stored at my house that he was going to give to his mom for her bday so I took it and told him someone stole it out my garage"

that he was going to give to his mom for her bday

for her bday


I'm sure you good now, but that is such brutally scummy behavior.... beyond the worst simping..... that you had to catch this -10 ASAP

 

[brother walt]

@brother walt im sure you have seen some hard times from your He-Man level simping but I had to neg you for "my homey had a extra washer stored at my house that he was going to give to his mom for her bday so I took it and told him someone stole it out my garage"

that he was going to give to his mom for her bday

for her bday


I'm sure you good now, but that is such brutally scummy behavior.... beyond the worst simping..... that you had to catch this -10 ASAP

really u so caught up that u negg me what that say about your self

 

[Sauce Dab]

You took massive L's breh. You walked back in her house to give her the purse and ol dude hit you with the

 

[Rosecrans]

Go back in there and take the washer back, you scumbag simp

 

[YeLovesBoston]

:pacsuitntie:"yea, some nikka been taking care of her....idk bruh sum lame dude" *eats handful of candy*
*puts phone dwn for a second* "Aye bytch is dinner ready yet im hungry this candy not finna do shyt, hurry up!"

*OP in the cut* :mjlupecry:

The literal Tupac in a suit

 

[young3000]

On the real tip, this was better than a @General Mills simp story