My son got his permit and my brother has a new gf

[Rawtid]

thats cool, it shows ambition that he want his license

Or that his father is a shiftless bum that dropped the ball. Learn to drive from a woman, brehs.

 

[CarbonBraddock]

where is this wedding story at

 

[BmoreGorilla]

Or that his father is a shiftless bum that dropped the ball. Learn to drive from a woman, brehs.

Why I gotta be all that tho?

His Aunt was letting him drive around without a permit

 

[Rawtid]

Why I gotta be all that tho?

His Aunt was letting him drive around without a permit

I'm sorry, that wasn't nice and Duhhh in regards to the bold. No one really waits until you get a permit lol.

 

[Stacker Pentecost]

So we hop in the whip and this nikka already had a playlist on deck.

Him: "Dad we bout to hit the streets!!!!"

Me:

Supreme Dad post right here

 

[Stacker Pentecost]

So later on that night I go out with this chick Im seeing and we're at the bar. Look at the end of the bar and see the same white girl who was with my brother earlier. So I go up to her and say whats up. I notice this other nikka come out the bathroom and sit down with her. So I call my bro:

Me: "Yo I seen that chick you were with earlier at the bar with some other nikka"

Him:

Me: "Whats so funny?"

Him: "That must be her date"

Me: "Her date?"

Him: "Yea nikka her date"

Me: "Im confused. What kinda fukked up situation you got yourself in?"

Him: "I said that's her date. Put 2 and 2 together nikka. You cant be that old that you that outta touch"

I start thinking back to all the new clothes he been wearing lately. The fact she spent her whole refund check on him. This nikka must be her "manager"


I just bust out laughing on the phone

Him: "You get it now nikka?"

Me: "Yea bro . I better not find out you wife'd that chick "

Him: "A White girl tho?"

Yea I kno yall. shytty story but I had to share with my coli fam

He introduced her to your mom tho?

EDIT: Got to the end of the story, he should have made her stay in the car

"Nah mom we just gonna be in and out. "

 

[New Username]

Best decade to be born

 

[Stacker Pentecost]

*exits thread to read wedding story*

 

[BmoreGorilla]

90s babies

 

[Stacker Pentecost]

@BmoreGorilla I'll take you up on that beer next time I'm in Bmore I'm in DC

 

[BmoreGorilla]

@BmoreGorilla I'll take you up on that beer next time I'm in Bmore I'm in DC

I was just in DC on the 13th

 

[JuvenileHell]

Thread backfire is a bytch

 

[Stacker Pentecost]

I was just in DC on the 13th

Next time you're in town we'll have some #GMB beers

 

[Jesus H. Christ]

@BmoreGorilla

just finished reading the thread with the strippers and the wedding

 

[joeychizzle]

lmao that thug kinda knock in the whip, too much thug and your son might get knocked in the whip. y/h

at y/h