I can't even focus -- I'm just trying to imagine the hellacious ass whuppin' my dad would have given me for doing some shyt like this. I got beat into a mini-coma for eating that ni99a's 49 cent Milky Way candy bar back in 1992 -- I can't even fathom some shyt like this. 

I remember candy bars being 49 cents.... what happened to the economy brehs?