My soon-to-be father inlaw came up from Jamaica for wifey graduation, only one thing..

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:lupe: ....he don't like me. I swear I piss people off but I do want a better relationship with dude

He refers to me as the "lyricist", "ole gyalis" and "a jinal(or ginnal)". :whoa: He got me all wrong:damn:. Since arriving at JFK airport he been in the Bronx but I haven't met him as yet so wifey went over to kinda smoothe things over before I meet him at the graduation. Im paying for the graduation dinner and hopefully be able to win dude over and change his impression. Funny thing tho, wifey mother loves me like crazy:mjpls:. Any advice on how to win over dude? TIA

Gyalis (Noun)



English Translation
Player


Definition
Slang term for a male who is skilled at seducing women, normally by tricking them into thinking they are the love his life, when in reality, only sexual favours are desired from these women. He manages relationships with multiple women, normally with each woman being oblivious that there are other women in his life. The literal translation for gallis is “girl-list”


Ginnal (Noun)

English Translation
Con Artist


Definition
Someone who is a trickster or con-person.


Example Sentences
(patois) Him a ginnal, Him a sell fake gold watch
(english) He’s a con artist, he’s selling fake gold watches
 

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It's not gonna happen overnight or with one gesture. Treat his "Daughter with the utmost respect. And if after a few Years he doesn't "come around" \ Fukk him! He's just a jealous ass hater because You took his Princess.
Thanks. Much appreciated. Its his daughter who actually made me a better person and I do treat her well
 

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If you get in the car with him play this on your system.


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:lupe: ....he don't like me. I swear I piss people off but I do want a better relationship with dude

He refers to me as the "lyricist", "ole gyalis" and "a jinal(or ginnal)". :whoa: He got me all wrong:damn:. Since arriving at JFK airport he been in the Bronx but I haven't met him as yet so wifey went over to kinda smoothe things over before I meet him at the graduation. Im paying for the graduation dinner and hopefully be able to win dude over and change his impression. Funny thing tho, wifey mother loves me like crazy:mjpls:. Any advice on how to win over dude? TIA

put the shoe on the other foot playboi ....let a nikka skeet internally in ur unmarried daughter and see how u roll with it .... some cultures are still strict like that .....its gonna take time, you gonna have to have his kid(ur woman) living and :eat:well to eventually win him over.
 

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:lupe: ....he don't like me. I swear I piss people off but I do want a better relationship with dude

He refers to me as the "lyricist", "ole gyalis" and "a jinal(or ginnal)". :whoa: He got me all wrong:damn:. Since arriving at JFK airport he been in the Bronx but I haven't met him as yet so wifey went over to kinda smoothe things over before I meet him at the graduation. Im paying for the graduation dinner and hopefully be able to win dude over and change his impression. Funny thing tho, wifey mother loves me like crazy:mjpls:. Any advice on how to win over dude? TIA

just be on best behavior..."act" like a saint and like you are really into his daughter and all about her...turn off cell phone, at least put in on vibrate when with him...and to seal the deal...take him out on a one on one drive, show him around local area and have a drink and chat at a local bar...just about whatever....I guarantee you will be all in....thank me later:win:
 

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put the shoe on the other foot playboi ....let a nikka skeet internally in ur unmarried daughter and see how u roll with it .... some cultures are still strict like that .....its gonna take time, you gonna have to have his kid(ur woman) living and :eat:well to eventually win him over.
I needed to hear this prospective. I feel you on this and thanks for this advice
 

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just be on best behavior..."act" like a saint and like you are really into his daughter and all about her...turn off cell phone, at least put in on vibrate when with him...and to seal the deal...take him out on a one on one drive, show him around local area and have a drink and chat at a local bar...just about whatever....I guarantee you will be all in....thank me later:win:
Ill be on my best behavior no doubt. He a short dude and got that Napoleon short man complex so I can expect him to hate on my height too. Good advice about the drive, I was thinking if he would want to drive my car while out here. Dude about 12 years older than me so he still young. I was thinking of bringing him by my uncle to play dominoes ....drink couple white rum and Guinness etc and be around some older men for a night but wifey said that may be stretching it and to take small steps, tune down my testosterone and suggest letting him sit at the head of the table at the dinner
 

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buy a 12 pack of red stripe, play a couple games of Dominoes with him and just kick it...make sure you fire up the Pandora and have "Yellowman radio" playing in the background for added effect
 

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Ill be on my best behavior no doubt. He a short dude and got that Napoleon short man complex so I can expect him to hate on my height too. Good advice about the drive, I was thinking if he would want to drive my car while out here. Dude about 12 years older than me so he still young. I was thinking of bringing him by my uncle to play dominoes ....drink couple white rum and Guinness etc and be around some older men for a night but wifey said that may be stretching it and to take small steps, tune down my testosterone and suggest letting him sit at the head of the table at the dinner

you have to feel out his vibe..he may prefer to sit down and have a drink and just reason with you though..but she knows how he is so listen to her advise
 

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just hope that he doesn't post on the coli :lupe:

my wife doesn't have a daddy, so i didn't have to impress one :troll:
 

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buy a 12 pack of red stripe, play a couple games of Dominoes with him and just kick it...make sure you fire up the Pandora and have "Yellowman radio" playing in the background for added effect
:pachaha:this..... I actually thought of doing ONLY this.
 

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You're gonna have to convince him that you actually give a shyt about his daughter and you aren't just another a$$hole who wants some tail. If you truly love her, just be yourself and don't be ashamed of your love. If you're bullshyting, this dude is going to see straight through that in 5 minutes.

You have to look at that shyt from his perspective B. I'm gonna be the same way with my daughter but it's only to make sure she isn't with a bum ass dude or scumbag.
 
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