posterchild336
Superstar
just hope that he doesn't post on the coli
my wife doesn't have a daddy, so i didn't have to impress one
if he does post on the coli..skeets is done
My soon-to-be father inlaw came up from Jamaica for wifey graduation, only one thing..
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if he does post on the coli..skeets is done
Yea ill be feeling him out....plus he a white rum drinker...wifey being a true politician and hate drama warned me that he will call me to the side and that why she asked me to tone down.
beenz
Rap Guerilla
....he don't like me. I swear I piss people off but I do want a better relationship with dude
He refers to me as the "lyricist", "ole gyalis" and "a jinal(or ginnal)".He got me all wrong
. Since arriving at JFK airport he been in the Bronx but I haven't met him as yet so wifey went over to kinda smoothe things over before I meet him at the graduation. Im paying for the graduation dinner and hopefully be able to win dude over and change his impression. Funny thing tho, wifey mother loves me like crazy
. Any advice on how to win over dude? TIA
you should show him your spreadsheet containing the hoes u smashed, their grades, whether or not ur wore a rubber, got them pregnant, and had an abortion
beenz
Rap Guerilla
posterchild336
Superstar
if he is a white rum drinker..thats all you need to know..thats the key to his heart....just get some drinks he will open up..then its straight bonding time
I do love her. Its the fact that wifey told him about me and some stuff earlier in the relationship which caused him to form a certain opinion of me which has stuck hence the reason the nikka calling me a con man etc. I really dont care what people think of me but its important to wifey I have a good relationship with her family. Her mother love me but I figure a man and his daughter is tough separate
nah, he'd really be done if he saw his antics on
stfu
SanchoPanda
I will take what is mine
You fukking his daughter he'll never really like you.
606onit
Superstar
Blow some loud with him while u cruise and hotbox. Make sure you bump that "Dont Really Care" by Sean Paul too. 
Initially spark up the loud once you hit a rural area.
If he aint down to blow dat Vega, put it out then pull over 
. Once you pull over, roll down the passenger window and let that h
mma get to talkin 
. Let him chill out there for a hot minute, then return to your wifey like 'He went back to Jamaica 
'
SKKKRRRRRT
Initially spark up the loud once you hit a rural area.
If he aint down to blow dat Vega, put it out then pull over . Once you pull over, roll down the passenger window and let that hmma get to talkin . Let him chill out there for a hot minute, then return to your wifey like 'He went back to Jamaica 'SKKKRRRRRT
Ghostface Trillah
God-level poster
just hope that he doesn't post on the coli
my wife doesn't have a daddy, so i didn't have to impress one
@ a 50+ jamaican man surfing the coli. Anyway skeets when you with him, ask him to tell you about what she was like growing up. Shows you care and lets him tell you about the goodtimes he had with her. He'll stop looking at you like the dude dikking his daughter down
Uncle Kingpin
No Relation
Dont take it personal, old jamaican men dont like anyone. Just bring him some overproof rum and let him beat you at dominoes a couple times.
you Jamaican OP?
Nothing personal at all breh, it's his child that's all
If you haven't done anything to make him dislike you and he's calling ya a gallis and all.... Maybe homie was one himself sometime back and he think you got some of the traits?
If you haven't done anything to make him dislike you and he's calling ya a gallis and all.... Maybe homie was one himself sometime back and he think you got some of the traits?
he just mad you dikkin his daughter down.
He refers to me as the "lyricist", "ole gyalis" and "a jinal(or ginnal)".
next time you around him, hit him with the
a couple times, act boogie, and remind his ass that you dont need his ok to skeet internally in the thot he produced. you gone do that regardless of his feelings 
quintuple entendre, dont eem ask me how
posterchild336
Superstar
he just mad you dikkin his daughter down.
next time you around him, hit him with the
quintuple entendre, dont eem ask me how
dont do this..you are trying to get the man to "like" you...not choke your ass