My soon-to-be father inlaw came up from Jamaica for wifey graduation, only one thing..

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if he's Jamaican then he's probably on the down low.
put you hand on his thigh or take off your shoe and rub his leg during dinner.

when you get back to the crib, put "Cool Runnings" in the VCR and comment on how good they look in spandex.
 

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if he's Jamaican then he's probably on the down low.
put you hand on his thigh or take off your shoe and rub his leg during dinner.
LL
 

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:deadrose: @ a 50+ jamaican man surfing the coli.

Anyway skeets when you with him, ask him to tell you about what she was like growing up. Shows you care and lets him tell you about the goodtimes he had with her. He'll stop looking at you like the dude dikking his daughter down

This is solid advice! :smugfavre:
 

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Nothing personal at all breh, it's his child that's all

If you haven't done anything to make him dislike you and he's calling ya a gallis and all.... Maybe homie was one himself sometime back and he think you got some of the traits? :takedat:
Yea dude a former gallis i heard wit half dozen pickney deh bout, takes one to know one he supposes but im changed
 

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Just tell him to
"suck ya madda, you nuh see mi distinct and you exinct!. Me nuh tek talk from no man. A me a fukk yuh daughter and di p*ssy good"

Nah for real just keep it cool he'll warm to you.
 

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Invite him out to hang one day and talk to him like a man about it.
 

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Invite him out to hang one day and talk to him like a man about it.
:patrice: me talking to another nikka ....ill see how things go...play it by ear...TY


EDIT: He wants to go see Lion King before he go back home so I just text wifey CC # to pay for tickets
 
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