My Uncle Hit the Lottery

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If I win, quit my job, give away everything I have. Wait a few weeks, then Head to the lotto office at 9am, be on a chartered flight by noon half away across the world.


should have kept his mouth shut.
The smartest lottery winners callect their checks in the dark
 

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you gotta think about how many people are in your fam right? and hes takin home like 400k, hes still got what 30 40 years to live?

i mean shyt if u guys are tight then yea id be like :beli: if he didnt throw me a little somethin, esp if u were fixin his cars n shyt
 

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Soon as you get a lot of money, you got parents, children, siblings, cousins, aunts, uncles, nieces, nephews, girlfriends, exes, friends, acquaintances, enemies, old classmates, and the guy who fixes your shawarma just the way you like it looking at you different. Shyt's like blood in the water.

That's how nikkas go from rags to riches back to rags. They try to please everyone and then, when the money's gone, none of those ungrateful motherfukkers give a fukk about em.

That's why I don't expect shyt from fam, even if they're well off. And I don't see why nikkas should just be expecting handouts. If you have an evident financial need, that's one thing, but you just want someone to break you off some cash on principle?

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lol at you guys saying he'd take home 400K. i'd be suprised if he took home more than 300K. these tax fucckas usually tax over half of the winnings. they've been doing it for ever.

and with reference to Emperor Reincarf, here's how the order should be:

"If I win, quit my job, give away everything I have. Wait a few weeks, then Head to the lotto office at 9am, be on a chartered flight by noon half away across the world." - very flawed thinking.

if i win, i'll wait till i get the check and it is in my account and the funds are available to me. that is the first thing u must do!
then, if u really hate your job, quit it. sell everything or give away to family i know aren't selfish themselves. last thine i want to do is reward anyone who themselves dont have a giving spirit.
buy a house somewhere. or a couple of houses. live in one, rent the other.
live comfortably.

no one has to know i won the loterry.
 

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yeah if it's just half a mil, due to inflation id probably still work


you act like dude is out here in a 7 bedroom mansion in Bel-Air with a butler name jeffery while you strugglin to pay a phone bil
 

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600k pre-tax, black, shady, and with "good/upstanding" relatives like you (and your plotting, counting up the tire changes ass :youngsabo:) mulling around in the cut? :usure:
He'll be broke by January 2016. :ld:
He may eem owe some back by that upcoming March.
 
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you: so uncle you need me to do anything:jawalrus:
uncle: naw man......God got me:mjpls:
you: man my bills are killing me:mjcry:
uncle:pray on it man:mjpls:
you: you think you can let me hold some money:mjcry:
uncle: naw my money is wrapped up in various endeavors:whoo:
you: stocks and bounds:beli:
uncle: naw nikka....mo lotto tickets:ohlawd:

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I'm just :mjlol: at the fact your uncle won the lottery and @Uncle Grime being the one that dapped your post. How ironic.
 
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