My Wife And I Bout To Fight Because I Dont Like Touching Bugs I Kill

[Crakface]

SHE LAUGHED AT YOU


YOU ARE NOT A MAN

Soon as she put my son to bed,

She gonna make me feel like one though.

Now why dont you go get out the windex to kill a housefly, bytch ass nikka.

All i need is a dry dish rag for a situtation like that.

 

[Poitier]

Bugs? Try snakes and possums the size of a NBA ball player

 

[Ashley Banks]

are you afraid of all bugs or just spiders? I think most people don't like spiders.

she was mean for laughing at you.

 

[newworldafro]

I know she was thinking, while on your shoulders........ "If I let this napkin with this dead spider fall in front of his face ................."

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

 

[Trillion]

 

[Crakface]

are you afraid of all bugs or just spiders? I think most people don't like spiders.

she was mean for laughing at you.

I dont like bugs and i express my fear by killing them, with at least 3 feet between me and them.

You wanna meet up on Boneventure sky louge tomorrow to console me over some drinks? This shyt really got me tight.

 

[Crakface]

Bugs? Try snakes and possums the size of a NBA ball player

p*ssy. I lived in the south for half my life and killed quite a few vermin. Caught a possum in the attic in a trap, took that shyt outside to an anthill mound in the woods, kicked the ant hill and threw that possum cage in there.

Then my mother made me clean all the possum shyt out of the attic

Chopped a rattlesnake head off with hedge clippers. You sound like a coward, no disrespect.

 

[Ashley Banks]

I dont like bugs and i express my fear by killing them, with at least 3 feet between me and them.

You wanna meet up on Boneventure sky louge tomorrow to console me over some drinks? This shyt really got me tight.

Ok, my bf gets off work at 5 we can all go together.

 

[Amulet of Immortality]

are you afraid of all bugs or just spiders? I think most people don't like spiders.

she was mean for laughing at you.

Spiders aren't bugs dummy

 

[KOOL-AID]

Ok, my bf gets off work at 5 we can all go together.

 

[Crakface]

Good friend of mine got bit on the forearm by a brown recluse and went to a party that day. Was showin people his arm like, should i go get this looked at.

Everyone was like



NOW, Go.

Almost lost that arm because so much of the inside of his arm had rotted. Took damn near a year to get that arm back on track.

 

[Ashley Banks]

Spiders aren't bugs dummy

bug
bəg/
noun

1. 1.
   a small insect.
   synonyms:insect, mite;
   informalcreepy-crawly, beastie
   "bugs were crawling everywhere"

creep·y-crawl·y
ˈkrôlē/
informal
noun

1. 1.
   a spider, worm, or other small, flightless creature, esp. when considered unpleasant or frightening.

 

[really]

Soon as she put my son to bed,

She gonna make me feel like one though.

Now why dont you go get out the windex to kill a housefly, bytch ass nikka.

All i need is a dry dish rag for a situtation like that.

nikka done bragged like 3 times about his *wife* fukkin him... Just think bout that for a minute.



Yeah yall will be done after a few years

Spoiler

Sorry breh no offense... But either you don't give a fukk about the broad and one day she'll realize it.... or she only giving it up once a month causing you to feel fukking your wife is something to brag about... one or the other.


Constantly brag about banging your wife to prove a point on a message board like she's a piece of meat brehs

 

[Crakface]

Spiders aren't bugs dummy

A bug isnt a class of insect or aracnid at all you dumb son of a bytch. Dont ever disrepect that woman like that.

A babe i think we might have a man down over here you need to clean up