My work wife sad as shyt I got married (2022 Update)

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If it’s a job you don’t care about then go ahead.

Two people at my job are smashing and nobody gives an absolute fukk.

I’ve only approached one girl at all of my jobs combined. She didn’t work there full time, only when we needed help and that body was too crazy for me to let that slide.
Yea but I make 6 figures (for real) so I care.
 

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What race is she? She don’t sound black.
Yeah she is.
Do y’all never bring up yo girl or wife to these broads?
Listen if you are an attractive man that shyt means nothing to these chicks shyt it makes them want you more. I had to leave an old job because my manager was tripping. Ugly jawn with a fat ass wanted me and I didn't want her. shyt was ugly bro I had to leave she was making my job miserable.
 

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Lucky motherfukkers.. I work in a male dominated industry with nothing but men around :snoop:
 

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Word that shyt stupid as fukk.
If someone at work tried to claim me like that I'd go straight to HR fukk outta here.
It's not that serious :what:. Sometimes you connect with people and it makes your day faster and work more enjoyable. I had work wives at all my jobs. One actually became a lifelong friend. We actually go out on couple dates all the time. Thats my homie.
I know I have; if anything, it makes them more curious. Some of them already have husbands or boyfriends and still be in the office tryna choose on a niigga.
Some occasion yes but sometimes it's innocent. You just connect with folks. shyt is worse with doctors nurses residents execs ceos. Trust me I seen it all.
this is why some people want to go to the office :dead:
fukk that but yeah some folks be fukking. Had one job both people were married but they use to fukk on the job. Dude use to bust on her face share it with the dudes etc... jawn was a straight whore but had a husband and kids.
 

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It's not that serious :what:. Sometimes you connect with people and it makes your day faster and work more enjoyable. I had work wives at all my jobs. One actually became a lifelong friend. We actually go out on couple dates all the time. Thats my homie.

Some occasion yes but sometimes it's innocent. You just connect with folks. shyt is worse with doctors nurses residents execs ceos. Trust me I seen it all.

fukk that but yeah some folks be fukking. Had one job both people were married but they use to fukk on the job. Dude use to bust on her face share it with the dudes etc... jawn was a straight whore but had a husband and kids.
Yeah nah I already got wifey, and she would flip the fukk out on me for that shyt :dead: She doesn't play that stupid shyt just like I would as well.
I don't need to connect with someone on shyt like that. Then again I'm a natural a$$hole so yeah :manny: she would get a :mjtf: and straight to HR for harassment.
 

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The work wife shyt for me is over since everything remote.

Came in here to mention this. Remote work may have deaded the work wife/husband situation for a lot of people.
I don't even know if people outside of my small team are leaving or staying much less being able to build some kind of intimate relationship with a work wife :francis:
 

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Yeah nah I already got wifey, and she would flip the fukk out on me for that shyt :dead: She doesn't play that stupid shyt just like I would as well.
I don't need to connect with someone on shyt like that. Then again I'm a natural a$$hole so yeah :manny: she would get a :mjtf: and straight to HR for harassment.
Exactly...That shyt ain't sweet...You at work flirting, sharing intimate details, etc with some random nikka/bytch at work to pass the time? :childplease:
 

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Yeah nah I already got wifey, and she would flip the fukk out on me for that shyt :dead: She doesn't play that stupid shyt just like I would as well.
I don't need to connect with someone on shyt like that. Then again I'm a natural a$$hole so yeah :manny: she would get a :mjtf: and straight to HR for harassment.

To be fair in some of these corporate environments you have to be in the mix/ sociable otherwise they will think you don't care or not capable of working in the team environment. so you have to give a little of your personality/personal life to play the game.
 

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To be fair in some of these corporate environments you have to be in the mix/ sociable otherwise they will think you don't care or not capable of working in the team environment. so you have to give a little of your personality/personal life to play the game.
I understand that. It can all be done without that work spouse shyt :manny:
 

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I bring up my wife and kids and these woman still be peeping. They dont care.
I still get invited to happy hours and shyt

I reminsice alot in my current
Job. Because i work with some fine ass woman and they would be work if i wasnt married.

Those days are Over though. I dont chase no mo. It has to be literally thrown at me and im choosy as fukk now.
 
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