Myths from Elementry/Junior/High School

[Kings County]

fukking a girl in the ass made her ass bigger


dunkin donuts sprinkles were rat poop they just colered it

quarter waters killed your sperm

 

[ProfessionallyTrill]

Alligators came outta the toilet every time I had to shyt

If you pointed your middle finger at the ground the devil would snatch your leg and take you to hell

Girls pee outta their ass

Mountain Dew's Yellow 5 ingredient killed sperm cells

 

[MAKAVELI25]

I'm glad I had common sense and never believed any of that stupid shyt

 

[Non Sequitur]

Mountain Dew makes your balls shrink...

Lil Bow Wow got raped by his bodyguard...IDK, that might be true

Tommy Hilfiger went on Oprah to say he didn't want black people wearing his clothes, and Oprah slapped him

 

[Brandeezy]

In middle school they said that when you go to high school the upperclassmen will try to rape you with a broom

 

[luckyse7enz]

Most things about sex...

Eating p*ssy'll help you grow facial hair....
Jerking off'll make your dikk shrink or make your palms hairy...
Girls growing hips/ass from taking backshots...

Pop Culture

"Stone Cold" Steve Austin & Bill Goldberg were cousins...
Bow-Wow got raped by a broomstick...
Lil' Kim getting her stomach pumped after swallowing pints of semen...
Tommy Hilfiger saying he didn't like black people wearing his shyt...

 

[fukkyalifestyle]

one of the bad guys in the power ranges had his middle finger up the whole episode. the one that had a sheild was giving a finger behind the shield the whole time.

 

[ClassyME]

Most things about sex...

Eating p*ssy'll help you grow facial hair....
Jerking off'll make your dikk shrink or make your palms hairy...
Girls growing hips/ass from taking backshots...

Pop Culture

"Stone Cold" Steve Austin & Bill Goldberg were cousins...
Bow-Wow got raped by a broomstick...
Lil' Kim getting her stomach pumped after swallowing pints of semen...
Tommy Hilfiger saying he didn't like black people wearing his shyt...

thats not true tho?

 

[Bruh Man 5th Flo]

say bloody mary in the mirror 3 times..........

 

[MooseMouthMthafuga]

Most things about sex...

Eating p*ssy'll help you grow facial hair....
Jerking off'll make your dikk shrink or make your palms hairy...
Girls growing hips/ass from taking backshots...

Pop Culture

"Stone Cold" Steve Austin & Bill Goldberg were cousins...
Bow-Wow got raped by a broomstick...
Lil' Kim getting her stomach pumped after swallowing pints of semen...
Tommy Hilfiger saying he didn't like black people wearing his shyt...

This one is still highly debated.I know folks who STILL swear by that shyt

 

[Canada Goose]

Mountain Dew makes your balls shrink...

Lil Bow Wow got raped by his bodyguard...IDK, that might be true

Tommy Hilfiger went on Oprah to say he didn't want black people wearing his clothes, and Oprah slapped him

Most things about sex...

Eating p*ssy'll help you grow facial hair....
Jerking off'll make your dikk shrink or make your palms hairy...
Girls growing hips/ass from taking backshots...

Pop Culture

"Stone Cold" Steve Austin & Bill Goldberg were cousins...
Bow-Wow got raped by a broomstick...
Lil' Kim getting her stomach pumped after swallowing pints of semen...
Tommy Hilfiger saying he didn't like black people wearing his shyt...

Oh man

 

[Po pimp]

This one is still highly debated.I know folks who STILL swear by that shyt

Me too...grown ass men still believe this to be gospel

 

[Metta World Movement]

Tommy Hilfiger went on Oprah to say he didn't want black people wearing his clothes, and Oprah slapped him

There are people who actually STILL believe this one

Also....

- all titties were filled with milk and you could drink it anytime you want

- anyone with strange marks/scars on their face/arms/legs had AIDS

- eating mentos and drinking soda would cause your stomach to explode

- yellow M&Ms killed all of your sperm

- Luigi could be unlocked in Super Mario 64

- Sonic The Hedgehog was in Super Smash Bros. Melee

 

[OPTiMO]

my friend told me if u rip the cord out of the socket, the memory on computer gets erased. i used to peep naked broads on the computer then rip the cord out after.... didnt work, moms found out

 

[YoNoSe]

Mountain Dew makes your balls shrink...

Lil Bow Wow got raped by his bodyguard...IDK, that might be true

Tommy Hilfiger went on Oprah to say he didn't want black people wearing his clothes, and Oprah slapped him