Myths from Elementry/Junior/High School

[OPTiMO]

Taco Bell meat has baby cockroach eggs in it

 

[aRoMaN21]

Tea bags get rid of dark circles around the eyes

doritos are made of plastic

johnson doesnt really have hiv

if you dig deep enough, you can hear hell

 

[Jesus]

Eating sardines makes your dikk bigger.

Eating watermelon seeds will have a watermelon grow in your stomach.

 

[Sugar]

There are people who actually STILL believe this one

Also....

- all titties were filled with milk and you could drink it anytime you want

- anyone with strange marks/scars on their face/arms/legs had AIDS

- eating mentos and drinking soda would cause your stomach to explode

- yellow M&Ms killed all of your sperm

- Luigi could be unlocked in Super Mario 64

- Sonic The Hedgehog was in Super Smash Bros. Melee

nikka, I JUST HIT MY HEAD ON MY KEYBOARD

I cant tell you how many times I tried to unlock that nikka to no avail

 

[Mr. Pink]

Eating watermelon seeds will have a watermelon grow in your stomach.

 

[Kings County]

my friend told me if u rip the cord out of the socket, the memory on computer gets erased. i used to peep naked broads on the computer then rip the cord out after.... didnt work, moms found out

 

[Kings County]

nikka, I JUST HIT MY HEAD ON MY KEYBOARD

I cant tell you how many times I tried to unlock that nikka to no avail

 

[cleanface coney]

ciara was a man
tupac was still alive on a island
mountain dew lower sperm count
hawaiian punch had pig nut n it smh
eatin p*ssy make yo facial hair grow

 

[the cac mamba]

thats not true tho?

a nuts what like 3 ounces

she woulda had to blow like a hundred guys in like an hour

 

[gangreen]

quarter water gives you asthma.

wait that was true

BREATHING UNEASY 'Quarter waters' may be triggering respiratory woes - NY Daily News

 

[re'up]

You can kinda tell all our ages by these rumors...those were all in like 98-2001, the Lil' Kim, Hilfiger, Bow Wow ones....

 

[blockburna420]

That blue blowpops give you cancer
Step on a crack u'll break ya momma back
McDonalds fries was made from worms
bytches put period blood in they spahgetti so they can own your soul
Candyman Candyman Candyman

 

[Gotright]

i heard most of them myths but i have a random question that me and my girl was talking about lol was skeeter from doug suppose to be black?

 

[Sugar]

i heard most of them myths but i have a random question that me and my girl was talking about lol was skeeter from doug suppose to be black?

On God dude, I was just talking to my homie about this. We came to the conclusion that he was tho

 

[Black Magisterialness]

You can kinda tell all our ages by these rumors...those were all in like 98-2001, the Lil' Kim, Hilfiger, Bow Wow ones....

goat coming of age era....right before the internet/pcs got super affordable so word of mouth was still powerful.

word to the late 80's babies

lets see...the lil kim and bow wow ones were classic

if you fukked a girl raw she got pregnant...flat out
Snapple was owed by the KKK
Magic has the cure for aids (still debatable)
Hawaiian punch made of pig semen
anything with Yellow 5 in it reduced your sperm count


im sure there's alot more i can't remember