Myths from Elementry/Junior/High School

[Canada Goose]

i had a friend who said his dad worked for dreamcast and he been playing dreamcast a full year before it came out said he was playing 2k and everything. me and @Dog Based Gremlin would ask him to bring it when he got dropped off. he would run back to the car and ask his dad and everything. then come back and back like dad said no.

i shoulda known with his dads raggity ass truck

I'm at this entire post!

That raggity ass truck line!

 

[Kings County]

dont eat candy apples or ya teeth would end up like too short

 

[Donald J Trump]

bytches put period blood in they spahgetti so they can own your soul

Girls growing hips/ass from taking backshots...

TRUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

 

[Dog Based Gremlin]

There was an abandon house on my street and nikkas swore up and down that

lived inside and would kill anyone who stepped foot inside







as you can see by my ability to type to you right now means.....I never stepped inside



@MrTV4

 

[NoMoreWhiteWoman2020]

On God dude, I was just talking to my homie about this. We came to the conclusion that he was tho

Yo breh where the hell this gif come from i needs to see this video

 

[King Theo]

There was an abandon house on my street and nikkas swore up and down that

lived inside and would kill anyone who stepped foot inside







as you can see by my ability to type to you right now means.....I never stepped inside



@MrTV4

my nikka he did. he drove by on halloween when i was about 11 shiit i was shook i took my ass home right after

 

[Sugar]

Yo breh where the hell this gif come from i needs to see this video

 

[Atlrocafella]

whistling brought the snakes

 

[FukkaPaidEmail]

Learning how to solve monomials is a skill i'll use in the future.

 

[Atlrocafella]

my friend told me if u rip the cord out of the socket, the memory on computer gets erased. i used to peep naked broads on the computer then rip the cord out after.... didnt work, moms found out

damn this just killed me

 

[duck]

step on a crack...break ya mommas back

 

[shopthatwrecks]

There was an abandon house on my street and nikkas swore up and down that

lived inside and would kill anyone who stepped foot inside







as you can see by my ability to type to you right now means.....I never stepped inside



@MrTV4

that aint shyt nikka..my granny n a couple of my friends granny fukked us up on halloween tombout bushwick was gone get us...so we needed to go trick or treat at the church

my potna got his granddad .380....n we went on our own...n these nikkas from 5th ward was loaded on wet..n jus so happen had a midget wit em...they jumped out on us..

n my potna shot em dead in the dikk...we got our ass beat...once we got home..

laws was waitin soon as we got home...kuz my potna grandaddy had enough of his shyt...he knew he took the gun...1st time i ever seen em cry..

 

[Easy-E]

Personal one: Digital clocks controlled time (not told time)

Eating p*ssy'll help you grow facial hair....

I was a early bloomer and started growin' a thick mustuche @ 14 and got teased for havin' "wolf p*ssy" (facial hair) on my face

"Stone Cold" Steve Austin & Bill Goldberg were cousins...
Lil' Kim getting her stomach pumped after swallowing pints of semen...

I remember the Stone Cold one (or they were brothers like Kane/Undertaker)

Plus, Janet Jackson removed her ribs to get skinny

ciara was a man
tupac was still alive on a island

I believed the 2Pac one well into high school (he was supposed to return 7 years after his death...and never did) and the Ciara one, atleast, made me search for it

Step on a crack u'll break ya momma back

Classic

taco bell beef came from a powder packet

They probably did...

 

[wise prophet]

-Teacher told me if I crack my knuckles it would give me arthritis.

-In Pokemon Red/Blue, you could find Mew under a truck.

-Dragonball AF

 

[talamak]

This thread has brought back memories. WOW, can't believe schools talked this same shyt.