*phone call*
rodman: the cracka died kim.

kim: white man weak.....cant take beating

rodman: this is kinda bad man

kim: come back and hang bweh...I give you new white man

rodman: the government is gonna flip

kim: he cry like woman before he get beating

rodman: they may sanction you more.

kim: i'm fine bweh!....xbox,iphone,best fwend wodman

rodman: we need to fix this my dude.

kim: fiiiiine......i give you two white man less beating

rodman: my dude

kim: i have aunt in camp who thank me for beating.

rodman

kim: good you come back and we hang bweh

rodman: i'll hook it up

kim: you get here and we test new nuke

rodman: kim breh......come on my dude