Name 1 Thing That's In Every Hood...

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A sketchy self-service car wash.

You're trying to wash your car, but keep getting interrupted by nikkas asking for $2.00, bus fare, etc.

Some nikkas will see you making change at the machine and then come at you for money. "Can I hold $0.75, breh? I just saw you get some change." I'm like, "I'm about to use it to wash my car, nikka." :mindblown:

You also get interrupted by nikkas offering to wash your car for you. You're standing there thinking, "Breh, don't you already see me washing it?" :dahell:

You also get interrupted by nikkas offering to sell you shyt: CDs/DVDs, perfume/cologne, frozen meats, etc.

I'm thinking, "Breh, fukk I look like buying some steaks from you?" :childplease:

I even had a nikka try to sell me his own "patented" car fragrance. He claimed it was his own special formula. He sprayed a sample. It smelled like ass and armpits. :huhldup: He was standing there talking about, "Smells good, don't it? :steviej:" Needless to say, I didn't buy that shyt.

All types of fukkery at those self-service car washes in the hood.
 
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