A sketchy self-service car wash.
You're trying to wash your car, but keep getting interrupted by nikkas asking for $2.00, bus fare, etc.
Some nikkas will see you making change at the machine and then come at you for money. "Can I hold $0.75, breh? I just saw you get some change." I'm like, "I'm about to use it to wash my car, nikka."
You also get interrupted by nikkas offering to wash your car for you. You're standing there thinking, "Breh, don't you already see me washing it?"
You also get interrupted by nikkas offering to sell you shyt: CDs/DVDs, perfume/cologne, frozen meats, etc.
I'm thinking, "Breh, fukk I look like buying some steaks from you?"
I even had a nikka try to sell me his own "patented" car fragrance. He claimed it was his own special formula. He sprayed a sample. It smelled like ass and armpits.
He was standing there talking about, "Smells good, don't it?
" Needless to say, I didn't buy that shyt.
All types of fukkery at those self-service car washes in the hood.