Name a thing, person, event etc. that would genuinely have cacs confused if mentioned around them

[KING WILL]

Explaining different punch lines to white folks who actually listen to hip hop.

 

[bobbiewishbone]

describing something as some 'mid'.

 

[BmoreGorilla]

Playing the dozens

 

[⠝⠕⠏⠑]

Changing bed linen on a weekly basis…

 

[⠝⠕⠏⠑]

Not allowing animals to French kiss you.

 

[Kiyoshi-Dono]

Try explaining why the light over the stove is essential in a black home
Was having this conversation randomly with some coworkers a couple of months ago
After reading that thread we had on here
Everyone “ Amen-ing” and “Facts”
And of course that one white girl in the office who doesn’t want to be left out of the convo
“Why don’t y’all just turn all the kitchen lights on when you leave the house
It’s more efficient and definitely a better deterrent for crime”
Two sis coworkers, old head and my breh just
Needless to say
Every time she sees us talking immediately digital dash the other way

 

[Taadow]

New Edition.

They know BBD from “Poison”
they know Bobby Brown from being married to Whitney, “Every Little Step”, and Ghostbusters

but they don’t know the group. This is field tested.

 

[⠝⠕⠏⠑]

Having sexual boundaries in social circles.

Every white social circle Ive ever known had everybody fukking everybody. Roger was fukking Amy who used to hook up with Roger’s brother Dan, who is now with Amy’s bestie who used to fukk Roger while she was married to his cousin…and on and on.

And they be all sniffing lines together at the pool party like it’s no biggie.

 

[Taadow]

shootin’ the dozens

Fixed.

Related: Wolf Tickets

 

[Taadow]

Pouring out some for Da Homies who ain’t here

 

[Adeptus Astartes]

Anita Baker

 

[Adeptus Astartes]

"The Kitchen" re: hair.

 

[Sterling Archer]

This past weekend I told my friend that she never has and never will hear a white person say “…-fukking around with you.” After some mishap.

She went from to

 

[Taadow]

The Nod

 

[Billy Ocean]

Tapping the bottle before drinks.