Name a thing, person, event etc. that would genuinely have cacs confused if mentioned around them

[BmoreGorilla]

But i highly doubt they watched Friday after next like that

Yea I know they ain’t watch that. Baby Boy too. I guarantee if you start mentioning Jody around them they gonna be confused

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

Had a white roommate tell me I left my “cheese” on my dresser. It was Shea butter.

So I vote Shea butter.

your roommate was eating your Shea.

I still meet cacs that don't know what a durag is for

put that shyt on one leg at a time...

I had a cac dyke professor stop class to ask me why i wear a durag cause her son wears one.Had to show her i was wavey she explained he was a g unit stan

you should have said "negged" and walked out of class.

 

[Dameon Farrow]

Had a white roommate tell me I left my “cheese” on my dresser. It was Shea butter.

So I vote Shea butter.

there are a lot of gems in here but this made me howl

 

[Jamal514]

Calling youself a dog owner rather than a “dog dad” or “dog mom”.

 

[Rekkapryde]

back when i was trying to be in the wave game. Seen white dudes legit confused at brushing my hair.

these cacs I worked with were AMAZED at seeing me in a stocking wavecap in my car. Guess they didn't think I was one of what they'd call "those" types of black guys

funniest part was this one creh wanted to try it out so I gave him one I hadn't used yet. He left the company the next week, so I don't know how it went.

Homie may have turned out to be the next Norman Osborn and shyt.

 

[Rekkapryde]

Collard greens

southern cacs know about collard greens tho

 

[Rekkapryde]

I had a cac dyke professor stop class to ask me why i wear a durag cause her son wears one.Had to show her i was wavey she explained he was a g unit stan

 

[Rekkapryde]

visited another city with some cac associates when I was younger.

"yo I need to find a check cashing place real quick"

"..a what?

you mean a bank?"

 

[Rekkapryde]

Talking about growing up with mom/grandma having plastic wrapped all over the couches.

shyt was the WORST.

being all hot and shyt on that bytch. Sliding the fukk off of it as a kid.

 

[Rekkapryde]

WOAT Lotion

NAH nikka, THIS shyt!

 

[ThrobbingHood]

back when i was trying to be in the wave game. Seen white dudes legit confused at brushing my hair.

“Bro, why are you brushing your hair when you hardly have any?”

 

[Champ_KW]

"Ol' boy"

I had a white college roommate and my boys from high school fell thru to kick it. We were sitting there chopping it up and we spent the entire night hitting each other with, "you remember ol' boy that used to run track....etc"

When they left, he asked how did we know who we were talking about because everybody was "old boy". I just said I don't know.....not giving up game on how to decode our communication with each other

 

[ThrobbingHood]

Urban Dictionary and and Rap Genius should be shut down. It has given CACs too much intel. Then again, so has TheColi.

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

Adding shyt to ramen. This white lady I am cool with was flabbergasted at the ability to do more to oodles of noodles besides adding the spice pack to it.

When I tried to PAWG during my teenage years, the grandma of the girl was damn near shytting herself because she did not know what a hack cab driver was. She thought the man was going to chop us up because

 

[WesCrook]

A co-worker asked me "How's it going"

I said "Everythang is Everythang"

He was definitely baffled.