SuikodenII
Where's Suikoden VI??????
Given his stardom and acclaim this may already be too easy but...
Hardbody Harrison
Hardbody Harrison
Name a wrestler and I'll book them to a ppv payoff and fan interest.
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GoddamnyamanProf
Countdown to Armageddon
He drops a pipebomb, in a worked shoot he talks about how wwe has fukked him repeatedly and how he is the best wrestler they have had in over a decade. He mentions how he was screwed out of the title vs edge, he mentions other wrestlers who have left like cody, that he's put up with racism, he has had his relationship sabotaged, and that he deserves better. He DEMANDS A TITLE SHOT, or he will never wrestler for the company again.
HHH walks out, and asks who the hell he thinks he ishe says he's already replaced him twice with gran metallik and sin Cara...that he was only signed to sell shirts to Mexicans, and that he is a novelty act. He says they tried, with the car rentals, the announcer, etc, but he just isn't good enough. Del Rio rushes hhh, and brawl. Hhh grabs the sledge hammer and del rio doesn't flinch "DO IT
"
HHH drops it...out of respect....says "alright del Rio...I'll beat the beans out if you at extreme rules....and if you win, you get a title shot...but if you lose...I'll send your lucha libre ass back underground
And oh yeah
Its IN A HELL IN A CELL"
HHH vs Alberto Del Rio in a HIAC....
take my moneylol at the casual cism from triple K
TheWhackMamba
The Coli's Drop Bear
Bret Hart
Al snow comes out in royal rumble. He does okay, gets eliminated.Al Snow
Raw the next day, its announced that edge and christian are going into wwe hof. This will be relevant later.
He comes out to his ECW entrance, verbatim to what he did at house party 98. They legit pay for breathe, and pass out head dolls
At the end of the promo, crowd is hype, and he says "you all want head?!?!?! Well, guess what. YOU WILL NEVER GET HEAD AGAIN. YOU WILL NEVER SEE THAT AGAIN. Because THE SPORT Of wrestling is not a joke. This is NOT A DANCE...THIS IS NOT A GAME. I have been away from here for 12 years, and that entire locker room has been flooded with CLOWNS who don't respect this business, and it DISGUSTS ME that its being led by a clown who has mentioned me and buried me for two decades, that dirt bag mick Foley, and it DISGUSTS ME that those two JOKES of wrestlers, edge and christian are hall of famers...THAT IS THE JOKE...."
Foley comes out and they are heated. Snow talks about how disgusted he is that foley, a fat stuntman, is a celebrity, and snow actually respected this business and foley never did like him. Etc, and most of all, he was watching recently and saw a cab driver with a stupid dance, as the united states champion. Sami zayn comes out and stands with foley. Al snow runs down zayn, and they brawl.
Fast lane, zayn vs snow. Snow works him, in a technical classic. For the finish, snow reverses blue whatever into an even flow, and outs him into a rings of Saturn (two ECW finishers) He WINS. Al snow is us champion.
Zayn admits he underestimated Al snow. He is a beast and foley says he will get a chance to redeem himself at wrestlemania.
Zayn consults with those who snow mentioned...edge...christian..foley, and they give zayn pointers. Snow is lobbying to be a wwe hall of famer, that he is a wrestling legend. He starts calling himself "the legendary Al snow".
Foley says if he beats sami zayn again, he will convince the board of directors to elect him to the HOF.
snow (c) vs zayn for the US TITLE and Snow hall of fame at mania
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GoddamnyamanProf
Countdown to Armageddon
The rock walks into Monday night raw and challenges Kevin Owens to a title match at clash of champions. he then walks out and beats Owens clean 6 days later.
GoddamnyamanProf
Countdown to Armageddon
Zack Sabre Jr. 
At some point I'd have to have Al snow beat down foley just because too
Al snow comes out in royal rumble. He does okay, gets eliminated.
Raw the next day, its announced that edge and christian are going into wwe hof. This will be relevant later.
He comes out to his ECW entrance, verbatim to what he did at house party 98. They legit pay for breathe, and pass out head dolls
At the end of the promo, crowd is hype, and he says "you all want head?!?!?! Well, guess what. YOU WILL NEVER GET HEAD AGAIN. YOU WILL NEVER SEE THAT AGAIN. Because THE SPORT Of wrestling is not a joke. This is NOT A DANCE...THIS IS NOT A GAME. I have been away from here for 12 years, and that entire locker room has been flooded with CLOWNS who don't respect this business, and it DISGUSTS ME that its being led by a clown who has mentioned me and buried me for two decades, that dirt bag mick Foley, and it DISGUSTS ME that those two JOKES of wrestlers, edge and christian are hall of famers...THAT IS THE JOKE...."
Foley comes out and they are heated. Snow talks about how disgusted he is that foley, a fat stuntman, is a celebrity, and snow actually respected this business and foley never did like him. Etc, and most of all, he was watching recently and saw a cab driver with a stupid dance, as the united states champion. Sami zayn comes out and stands with foley. Al snow runs down zayn, and they brawl.
Fast lane, zayn vs snow. Snow works him, in a technical classic. For the finish, snow reverses blue whatever into an even flow, and outs him into a rings of Saturn (two ECW finishers) He WINS. Al snow is us champion.
Zayn admits he underestimated Al snow. He is a beast and foley says he will get a chance to redeem himself at wrestlemania.
Zayn consults with those who snow mentioned...edge...christian..foley, and they give zayn pointers. Snow is lobbying to be a wwe hall of famer, that he is a wrestling legend. He starts calling himself "the legendary Al snow".
Foley says if he beats sami zayn again, he will convince the board of directors to elect him to the HOF.
snow (c) vs zayn for the US TITLE and Snow hall of fame at mania
A+ Bookmanship
For instant heat, Snow could bring up how he made The Miz a superstar/former world champ. He was training @ OVW same time as Miz and Morrison.
"Who has Edge ever put on the map? Internet darlings Zakk Ryder and Curt Hawkins? How many world titles have they won? And don't get me started on Tyson Tomko..."
Johnny ace is reinstated as GM of Smackdown following the afformentioed beatdown of Daniel Bryan by jack swagger
His brother, Animal, is backstage (he is working as an agent in storyline) and he congratulates Ace on the new job...Ace says "yeah...you might see some other old friends on The People Powered Smackdown!"
The next week, Johnny Ace calls up the AUTHORS OF PAIN from NXT...with paul ellering. Ellering runs into Animal and they give eachother a big hug...ellering talks about how good it is to see him again..and that he can't WAIT to show him the authors of pain...
Authors of pain are facing Ascension, and they beat he shyt out of them...ellering invites animal (watching ringside) and he asks if he is impressed at his best tag team YET!
Animal is
Ace and Animal are backstage a week or so later, taped up...talking about how they need to defend the Laurinitus name...and they know just who can....
John, James, and Joe Laurinitis vs. Authors of Pain at WWE Backlash 2017...if the laurinitis' lose...Joe is kicked OUT OF WWE HALL OF FAME, and Johnny Ace is FIRED
This was easily the most difficult lol
Just came across this new commercial today. Looks to be in better shape than when he was teaming with Heidenreich:
Smackdown
Miz is having Miz TV...and his special guest...is his beloved wife Maryse. They're unbarable...just talking about their hollywood endeavors, movie gigs coming up, and how they are the hottest power couple not only in WWE, but in the WORLD. Mid sentance-
He comes out in towel and everything...
Really? Val Venis? REALLY? - miz runs him down and talks about him like he's a joke, washed up, etc....venis says
"No problem miz, im not here to fight you, I just wanted to say hi to the WWE Universe......hey Maryse
"Maryse looks like she is fukking hypnotized...like she wants to get fukked right now...and its obvious...Miz looks mad as shyt and cuffs.
Later:
Cena is seen, for the first time ever on Raw, talking to NIKKI BELLA...Venis is still just walking around backstage in a towel...random divas are like
as he walks around. Venis stops as he sees cena, and greets him. Cena is cordial, he has no beef with val venis. Until Nikki touches Val's shoulder..."hey Pe-VENIS 
" Cena:
Smackdown:
The usos are facing Val Venis and R. Truth. Trinity Fatu is watching cheering on Jimmy.....over time though...she seems distracted
Val Venis turns his back on Jimmy for a moment, and hits her with the
She looks like she is about to climax on the spot.....usos win with a rollup, but its clear he shares that girl
Later...rusev is battling big Cass (who is reunited with Carmella at this point). After their entrances...
HELLO LADIES but
the big valboski is just there for color commentary...Mid match, Lana and Carmella start brawling, and fall over the announce table into val venis lap
They stop fighting...and the three of them start to make out..almost...
Rusev and Cass stop them and brawl with venis.
Backstage on the go home raw and smackdowns before NO WAY OUT, all of them are begging to get their hands on venis. Venis says he will fight em all...but if he wins...he gets to take all of their women to his next MOVIE SHOOT
...they all AGREE...THEYRE THAT MAD AT THE BIG VALBOSKIFoley and Bryan together decide:
CENA
CASS
RUSEV
MIZ
JIMMY USO
VAL VENIS
In an ELIMINATION CHAMBER for miz' IC BELT and for all the hoes
venis comes out last but one by one they are basically just waiting for venis to come out, and they stop fighting and just beat the dog shyt out of him
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