Name a wrestler and I'll book them to a ppv payoff and fan interest.

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

Del Rio

He drops a pipebomb, in a worked shoot he talks about how wwe has fukked him repeatedly and how he is the best wrestler they have had in over a decade. He mentions how he was screwed out of the title vs edge, he mentions other wrestlers who have left like cody, that he's put up with racism, he has had his relationship sabotaged, and that he deserves better. He DEMANDS A TITLE SHOT, or he will never wrestler for the company again.

HHH walks out, and asks who the hell he thinks he is he says he's already replaced him twice with gran metallik and sin Cara...that he was only signed to sell shirts to Mexicans, and that he is a novelty act. He says they tried, with the car rentals, the announcer, etc, but he just isn't good enough. Del Rio rushes hhh, and brawl. Hhh grabs the sledge hammer and del rio doesn't flinch "DO IT "

HHH drops it...out of respect....says "alright del Rio...I'll beat the beans out if you at extreme rules....and if you win, you get a title shot...but if you lose...I'll send your lucha libre ass back underground


And oh yeah


Its IN A HELL IN A CELL"

HHH vs Alberto Del Rio in a HIAC....

 

[Berniewood Hogan]

Jeff Jarrett in a LEGIT, SHOOT, jumps the guardrail at Monday night raw, in Nashville, and starts punching Shane McMahon at the open of Monday night raw segment.

He is legit arrested, and they both bleed.

He says while cameras are on, that vince is a bytch AND WONT SEE HIM at mania.

Jeff Jarrett shoots vince into a work and wrestles Vince at wrestlemania in a loser goes home match

YOU CAN'T BOOK A LEGIT SHOOT, BROTHER! THAT'S AN OXYMORON, DUDE! JEFF JARRETT IS , NO BOOKERMAN WITH NO PENCIL COULD EVER MAKE HIM NOT BE , AND YOU'RE JUST FOR SUGGESTING JEFF DOUBLE DOUBLE DOUBLE ISN'T THE EPITOME OF , MEAN GENE!

 

[Bob Loblaw]

Cody Rhodes return

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

YOU CAN'T BOOK A LEGIT SHOOT, BROTHER! THAT'S AN OXYMORON, DUDE! JEFF JARRETT IS , NO BOOKERMAN WITH NO PENCIL COULD EVER MAKE HIM NOT BE , AND YOU'RE JUST FOR SUGGESTING JEFF DOUBLE DOUBLE DOUBLE ISN'T THE EPITOME OF , MEAN GENE!

Honestly the only reason I thought this was because I figured Shane would beat the shyt out of JJ and he'd end up in jail legit for running in the ring. Then we'd all win brother.

 

[Cladyclad]

He aint a wrestler but I'll say, have him be a guest host on raw, and make sure he knows EVERYTHING about the history of bullet club, Finn balor, the club, aj styles, Kenny omega, etc

Its the raw after royal rumble. Last nights winner was the returning FINN BÁLOR.

He welcomes everyone to raw, and he says he has a very special guest...back from injury, FINN BÁLOR...he says how he is glad to have him back, and asks if he will be teaming up with his old friends gallows and Anderson as he looks to regain his universal title. Finn denies the idea, and says they're friends but he wants to earn the title.

Rogan says "that's alright, you werent the true leader of the club anyway "

Balor grills him, clearly TRIGGERED by the comment. Rogan stands tall..."you know...EXACTLY what I mean...aj styles took your CLUB to heights it hadn't been after you left Japan...and even more so, someone else CLEANED IT UP " crowd pops big...rogan opens his shirt....TO REVEAL A KENNY OMEGA T-SHIRT

KENNY OMEGA DEBUTS ON MONDAY NIGHT RAW.

And right beside him are Anderson and gallows


Wwe fast lane - Kenny omega (w/seth rogan in his corner) vs finn balor for control of the club.

But I meant Sami Zayn

I don't know why I said Seth Rogan

 

[luckyse7enz]

Al Snow

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

Big E

Backstage, the new cruiserweights are introducing themselves to the main roster.

Rich Homie swann and Xavier woods see each other and its like seeing an old college buddy. They are thick as thieves and are like while Kofi and big e are status. Big e is suspicious and thinks swann is gonna mess up what they've got going...

swann starts coming out with new day. Not in the gear, but dancing and whatnot. In a non title match, swann's tomfoolery distracts woods and they lose to the club. Big e is mad as hell, and an argument ensues....he pushes swann out of the ring and woods bows up. Kofi seperates them...for now

The next week, big e is serious as hell. The three of the others are dancing...woods and swann vs ascension. Near the end of the match, big e grabs Francesca... Woods is distracted and they lose to Ascension! They argue...and big e LAYS OUT WOODS and brawls with swann...kofi tries to hold back big e, and he turns on kofi too..he beats them with the trombone.

Backstage, big e gets a standing ovation from sheamus...sheamus mentions that he always knew big e was better than those clowns...and if he ever needs anything...Celtic warrior is here.

Later, woods goes to Stephanie and demands to face big e at royal rumble. She says that the new day are required to defend their belts because of their recent losing streak...he agrees to face big e and whoever he wants.

Big e and sheamus vs kofi, swann, and woods for the tag team titles.

Big e and sheamus win the straps and break the streak.

The next raw, big e is bragging about how he dropped the dead weight that is the new day, and could beat new day ALL BY HIMSELF.

Foley comes out, and agrees, calling his bluff.

big e vs rich homie swann, kofi, xavier woods, at Mania for the tag team titles they win em back, and swann is officially in the new day.

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

But I meant Sami Zayn

I don't know why I said Seth Rogan

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

Titus O'Neil

First give him some elbow pads or knee pads...or a singlet...he looks stupid...

Totally drop the current storyline, and make titus a babyface. Hes naturally one anyway.

Sometime during raw, they showcase the father of the year awards, his faith, his social networking and how he is the model of today's wwe superstar. Stephanie and Foley really point this out and are proud of him. Even show vince shake his hand and talking to him backstage to bury the old heat.

All of this, pisses off chris jericho.

Jericho claims he's father of the MILLENIUM. That Titus oniel is a FRAUD, a DISGRACE, and a STUPID IDIOT. He is shown watching the end of his matches and disgusted as his arm is raised. Jericho talks about how even with his podcasts, raw, ppvs, live events, fozzy tour, fashion shows, art exhibits, etc, jericho is a better dad than Titus. Titus is confused like "what did I do to you jericho "

Titus eventually wins the US title from Rusev, and brings it to TRIBUTE TO THE TROOPs. He thanks all of the mothers and fathers who are sacrificing their time to defend this country, and how they inspire him to defend United States title. Jericho comes out, and says that he's father of the millenum, and that Titus is a JOKE champion.

Titus points out that Jericho was a champion of the world...a champion of Canada...a champion of EUROPE, a champion in japan...but NEVER a UNITED STATES CHAMPION (major pop from the troops).

They brawl, and jericho is run off by titus...he challenges titus for the US strap at SUMMERSLAM.

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

Road Warrior Animal

Johnny ace is reinstated as GM of Smackdown following the afformentioed beatdown of Daniel Bryan by jack swagger

His brother, Animal, is backstage (he is working as an agent in storyline) and he congratulates Ace on the new job...Ace says "yeah...you might see some other old friends on The People Powered Smackdown!"

The next week, Johnny Ace calls up the AUTHORS OF PAIN from NXT...with paul ellering. Ellering runs into Animal and they give eachother a big hug...ellering talks about how good it is to see him again..and that he can't WAIT to show him the authors of pain...

Authors of pain are facing Ascension, and they beat he shyt out of them...ellering invites animal (watching ringside) and he asks if he is impressed at his best tag team YET!

Animal is status, and says theyre good but they're no LOD...authors of pain immediately beat the dog shyt out of animal. They handcuff him, and beat the breaks off him...johnny ace runs out pleading for them to stop, and they slap him around too....

Ace and Animal are backstage a week or so later, taped up...talking about how they need to defend the Laurinitus name...and they know just who can....

John, James, and Joe Laurinitis vs. Authors of Pain at WWE Backlash 2017...if the laurinitis' lose...Joe is kicked OUT OF WWE HALL OF FAME, and Johnny Ace is FIRED




This was easily the most difficult lol

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

Sin Cara/Hunico

The big valbowski.

Cody Rhodes return

Al Snow

Tomorrow for sure. The al snow one is gonna be dope, i'll tell you right now

 

[Cuckkleberry Finn]

wish i could rep, gotta respect having the balls to flex your fantasy booking and having half the ideas sound interesting

 

[2CT]

He walks into Monday night raw, and starts to cut an apologetic promo...saying that nothing in life is more important to him than wwe, the fans, and he is genuinely sorry for his ignorant and disgraceful views, and he want to make amends. Legit tears in his eyes. Vince comes out, and shakes hogans hand.



NEW DAY MUSIC HITS.


They are not smiling.

They are not dancing.

They ask for a direct apology to them, and all black members of the wwe universe.

He apologizes and says that he is big fans of new day.

They loosen up a bit...and say "you aren't just saying that because you're outnumbered right hulk?"

"I'm not out numbered BROTHER "

NWO MUSIC HITS...OUTSIDERS COME OUT

Hall, Nash, hogan stare down new day

They brawl, and Nash says "you want us? You want the nWo? You got it...at SUMMERSLAM"

The next week backstage, hall is talking to hogan and Nash saying that he ain't got it no more, and even ddp can't get him ready for guys as physical as new day. CODY walks into the locker room.

Cody hall
Nash
Hogan

Vs new day at summerslam

if they did this i'd legit stop watching the WWE forever

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

if they did this i'd legit stop watching the WWE forever

They'd job clean to new day

And yeah, id be done too.

 

[Alfred0Santana]

The rock walks into Monday night raw and challenges Kevin Owens to a title match at clash of champions. he then walks out and beats Owens clean 6 days later.

The Goat One