Name one thing ur dad taught u

[born of fire]

he taught me great hand-eye coordination skills
taught me how to be successful, even without higher education (i still ended up going to college but he didnt and did really well)

 

[patscorpio]

to be competitive and be number 1 in anything i do...this pretty much shapes who i am now as an adult...for better or for worse

 

[CinnaSlim]

@Booksnrain @GoldCoastSaint @HotChocolate @StarGirl @CinnaSlim

What abour yall ladies

How to cook. How to drive.

 

[Cel 510 kid ados forever]

How to cook. How to drive.

That a good thing

 

[General Mills]

My father always told me to wisen up son
Cause if you hang with 9 broke friends... your bound to be the 10th one




Nah that was PMD. But my dad taught me how to move around white people. How to avoid the police while driving black. And if you are pulled over for some bullshyt don’t fight the law on the side of the road. You will get killed. Go to jail and Fight them in court later.

 

[Address_Unknown]

How to be a better Father.

Spoiler

By following his shyte example and vowing never to do the same, arrogant bullshyt to my seed lest they grow up to resent you like I do with him now.

 

[idonttouchgrass]

how to have 5 kids by 5 different women

 

[DaPresident]

Not to give up family secrets

 

[Ms. Quick]

How to catch wasps in bottles
How to understand football



He's taught me more useful things but these are my favorite memories. He used to do the crocodile hunter voice when he snuck up on bees and shyt lol

 

[Bart simpson]

How to disappear

Maybe you lost him when he was getting cigarettes...

 

[⠝⠕⠏⠑]

To always be honest and stand for the truth. No matter how uncomfortable it sounds. No matter who stands with you or against you. No matter if they hate or love U for it.

And to never be defeated. This life is amazing. My father has an indomitable spirit. He maintains his joy in the face of true circumstances and loves life with every part of himself. I haven't met a man with as much courage.

He taught me that love and truth are the same things and it takes courage to live in both. That's why I abhor cowards. He laughs in the face of despair daily. If I grow up to be a fraction of the person my dad is, then I'll be better than the majority of people in this world.
I'd die for my dad.

 

[Screwface Exchange]

Swing first.

If u goin 2 get into a fight, or even a slight hint of it. Swing 1st. Person who swings and lands 1st usually wins da fight. Don't wait for nxt dude to hit u wit a cheap shot n drop u.

Also if ur in a real fight. No such thing as a cheap shot. There's only da winner n loser of a fight. When 20 nikkas jump on u and start stomping no1 cares if it's fair or not when ur ass is Goin 2 hospital knocked out.

 

[datnigDASTARDLY]

How not to be a dummy. Nobody respects a damn dummy, especially not a black dummy, so don't be one

 

[Jimmy Two-Times™]

You tell me.

 

[Rigamortus]

How to cook and prepare food. My dad grew up on a ranch so he taught me how to skin animals and cut them up. Been making barbacoa, chicharones, birria etc since I was 7 years old.